Baffling Disease Makes Lobsters Look Ugly

AP to My Yahoo! ^ | Tue May 25, 2004 | JAY LINDSAY

[Palladin]

"ugly, but not inedible"

Alexandra Kerry in that black dress.

[Pharmboy]

BWAHAHAHA...On the money!

[hosepipe]

An ugly lobster..... WHAT A CONCEPT,,,,,,,,

[Mike Darancette]

The Cure: Very hot baths and a drawn butter baptism at Mike's spa.

[piasa]

They look pretty to me...

Well, that's because the ones in that there photo aren't Maine lobsters. They look more like the infinitely more handsome and well-proportioned spiny lobsters.

[dcwusmc]

The obligatory pic!

[piasa]

Commercial fisherman call lobsters "bugs" so you aren't too far off.

Well, they're nearest land relative IS the cockroach, efter all.

[annyokie]

I'll remember that while I a sucking out their sweet leg flesh and swishing it in butter.

The lobsters, not the roaches. Roaches receive the heel of my shoe.

[cyborg]

hehehehehe

[piasa]

Just think of roaches as 'popcorn lobster.'

[piasa]

Unfortunately, in a survival situation where roaches might be considered a possible entree, there isn't much butter to be had.

[Old Professer]

Eating lobsters is the equivalent of licking "honey-dippers."

[NewRomeTacitus]

[ForGod'sSake]

"Other theories tie it to pollution, warmer coastal waters or some weakness in the lobsters."

I'm thinking go to a PF30 on the sun screen for the delicate little critters. Maybe Teddy is making noxious bubbles off Martha's Vineyard ;^)

FGS

[spokeshave]

57 posts and no-one said it's "Bushes fault"

[JoeSixPack1]

WHOA!! Nice Bugs!!!!!!

[John Will]

It's bushes fault.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lobster.php

[reformed_democrat]

DEMAND EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTION OVER THE COUNTER.

Makes one wish their mothers had had that option.

And what is Mad Maddy doing there? Gargoyles don't breed.

[weegee]

Is this what Helen Thomas eats?

[Landru]

"I'm thinking go to a PF30 on the sun screen for the delicate little critters."

Now that's a great idea, FGS!!
So sensitive, conservatively compassionate even.
Be that as it may there's still one problem for the creatures, too.
I really don't think a PF30 sunscreen will protect 'em from a pot of boiling water. :^)

"Maybe Teddy is making noxious bubbles off Martha's Vineyard"

HA!!
Only if the sot's blathering underwater, I'd guess.

Or, he's mixing the wrong food(s) & his booze.

...again.