Posted on 05/25/2004 6:13:26 PM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 05/27/2004 8:56:51 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
About as brilliant an article as I've seen in a long, very long time.
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Definitely add me to the ping list.
Some of my favorite PJ quotes, from my profile page:
* To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.
* Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
* Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit. A politician is anyone who asks individuals to surrender part of their liberty - their power and privilege - to State, Masses, Mankind, Planet Earth, or whatever. This state, those masses, that mankind, and the planet will then be run by ... politicians.
* Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.
* Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfect guilt-free - indeed, sanctimonious - way for "progressives" to be racists.
* When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.
* Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.
* I guess the argument of contextuality is that anything is okay as long as it's done by people who are sufficiently unlike you.
* Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones.
* In a society where commonweal does not exist, there are no duties, only exactations to be avoided, and no freedoms, only privileges to be grabbed. There can be no such thing as "public services" because nothing in the country is truly public. Everything is somebody's fief. And every fief must be exploited if the exploiter cares to survive.
* Bureaucrats want bigger bueraus. Special interests are interested in whatever's special to them. These two groups bring great pressure to bear upon politicians who have another agenda yet: to cater to the temporary whims and fads of the public and the press.
* Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.
* Schneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically any time now, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right.
* When government does, occasionally, work, it works in an elitist fashion. That is, government is most easily manipulated by people who have money and power already. This is why government benefits usually go to people who don't need benefits from government. Government may make some environmental improvements, but these will be improvements for rich bird-watchers. And no one in government will remember that when poor people go bird-watching they do it at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
* The observers had a logbook recording the assaults, bombings, and artillery attacks on the area. Each page was ruled in vertical columns: DATE, TIME, LOCATION, DAMAGE, CASUALTIES. The columns headed ACTION TAKEN BY THE UN were completely empty.
* When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.
* Never fight an inanimate object.
* When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
- P.J. O'Rourke
Please, take me off your ping list. Can't handle it all.
And that would be a problem, how?
Sounds like my cup o tea.
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My kinda town! Please add me...
P.J. O'Rourke saved me from Hunter Thompson's evil clutches. Please add me to your list.
Thanks.
Adult is NOT something you know yet. nor ever.
So you'd rather not be on the list then, Sparky?
My favorite O'Rourke observation is about Europeans:
…Back in London, I was having dinner in the Groucho Club - this week’s in-spot for what’s left of Britain’s lit glitz and nouveau rock riche - when one more person started in on the Stars and Stripes. Eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about “Your country’s never been invaded.” (This fellow had been two during the Blitz, you see.) “You don’t know the horror, the suffering. You think war is…”
I snapped.
“A John Wayne movie,” I said. “That’s what you were going to say, wasn’t it? We think war is a John Wayne movie. We think life is a John Wayne movie - with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mister Limey Poofter? You’re right. And let me tell you who those bad guys are. They’re us . WE BE BAD.
“We’re the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We’re three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother’s side. You take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together and it won’t give us room to park our cars. We’re the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d’Antibes. And we’ve got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.”
“You say our country’s never been invaded? You’re right, little buddy. Because I’d like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who’d have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying ‘Cheerio.’ Hell can’t hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, f*ck longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I’d rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.”
Please add me to your list. I love PJ.
I'd like to be on the Reptile List... thanks.
You own spark is cold, dude. Cold and dark. And lonely too -- for you make yourself that.
But, as ever -- or as was ever and less so as some may live to see -- fools line up for the fool's parade. Piper pipe and drummer drum -- and you'll be leading your sterile and child-man buddies over the cliffs.
well I was tentative at first but after that description....
ping me please :)
Cold and dark. And lonely too -- for you make yourself that.
Cut down on the Sylvia Plath before you try to make yourself appear intellectual again.
BTTT for a great quote!
I always adored him, but now... I think I'm in love with P.J. ; )
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