Posted on 05/24/2004 8:45:58 PM PDT by HAL9000
Maybe they should check the snakes for bite marks.
That part of the country takes about six weeks to produce autopsy results that defy rational belief, but are considered official and final.
The Coroners covered up Bill Clinton's mothers mistakes well enough. One could miss a bite from a snake easily in a corpse sitting in the sun for a day or two.
update Pong
Well, when you lie down with snakes you get......No, no, that's dogs and fleas.
you sure he wasn't a victim of an air crash?
...Sssnakes do sssuffer from parasssitesss,too...and being called Liberal Hurtsss!..."How would you like to be called liberal everyday"...Sssnakes have feeling, too. ~~~~~~
They don't eat much.
We likes the snakesesss. Nice ssnakessess wouldn't bites masster.
There's two popssibilities. He had an exotic and horribly infectious new disease that he got from the snake dealer, or he saw Hillary passing by.
Is that the case? The first article I read said that they'd been taken to a local zoo for safekeeping a care.
News of the Weird from Arkinsaw ... and posted by HAL!
I'm getting a little misty for the old days.
Sal I queue up the Henry Mancini albums for you?
"I'm getting a little misty for the old days."
AWWWWWWW! That is so cute.
And this thread has reminded me, via the hissssssing sounds, that I have a strange cat in my house tonight. Must go do a kitty nose-count NOW!
What did this Scotsman ask, and when did he ask it, that's the question.
For some reason I feel like saying (in my best Smilgo (sp) LOTR accent): "My precioussssssssss."
He had ordered snakes from this company several times. The snakes found were the latest shipment. No one knows why he ordered the snakes nor where the earlier shipments of snakes are.
I've tasted Arkansas cooking and I can't see what mystery this case holds.
Those were the snakes that are accounted for. They're at the Lufkin, Texas zoo now.
A U.K. Press Associated report quoted Detective Eric Knowles of the Little Rock Police Department: We will continue trying to determine what he did with the other snakes. We still have not accounted for those snakes.
But the report did now say how many snakes were unaccounted for, nor what type of snakes they are.
The snakes' shortest route to the Arkansas River is through the Clinton Library park.
Pardek ... I don't think anything less than Felix Slatkin & His 70 Strings is gonna do the trick.
Shade of my youth on the northside of Grand Lake ... no cd, no tape deck, no LPs but a slew of Felix Slatkin a part of the "lock stock and barrel."
It's music for going fishing in the cove ... so long as you watch out for the snakes, of course.
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