Why Euroweenies hate us--they're from another planet (CAPTION VERY WEIRD PIC)

AFP/DDP via Yahoo News Photos Slideshow ^ | 5/24/04 | Roland Magunia

[Chewbacca]

Udder headed European views life through rose colored glasses.

[cousair]

Right!! This guy really does look like a long old time match! I remember the kind they used to use in the movies to lite a cig.....remember??

[BlueLancer]

"And now is the time on Sprockets when, we dance"

[BlueLancer]

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?

[Charles Martel]

"Light fuse and get away."

[CougarGA7]

"Happy Birthday to you....Happy Birthday to you..."

[biblewonk]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks!

[freedomson]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[BykrBayb]

A distinguished older gentleman and a freaky looking young man are sitting near each other on a park bench. The older man keeps staring at the younger man. Finally the younger man asks "Old man, why are you staring at me? This is the latest look. Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were younger?" The old man replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. When I was in the Navy, we stopped off at some uncharted Pacific island. By the time I got to shore, all the women were taken. Everyone had gone off into the jungle. The only movement on the beach was a chicken. This is too crazy. I can't tell you what I did." The young man replied "You did something so crazy you can't tell me about it, but you're staring at me like I'm weird?" The old man said "No, I'm staring at you trying to figure out if you could be my son."

[Wolfstar]

And for this, the United States defeated Hitler!

[Wolfstar]

Hilarious, Chad, absolutely hilarious. BTW, I was about to take a drink of hot tea when I read your post. Good thing I read it first. ;-)

[Wolfstar]

Peter Lorre and Boris Karloff have nothing on this dude in the weirdness department.

[Wolfstar]

The Euro-weenies have been living in a 60-year adolescence.

All too true, and heavily subsidized by Uncle Sucker (i.e., U.S. taxpayer) unfortunately.

[Wolfstar]

Future Prime Minister of Germany (2024).

I would not be surprised -- unless the Islamofreaks take over Europe before then.

[Wolfstar]

The joke of the day, without question!

[Wolfstar]

"You Americans should listen to US! We are so much more wise and sophisticated than you..."

Yeah, the quickly metastasizing central Euro bureacracy is made up of the same types of critters, only the ones in Brussels wear disguises -- that is, business suits.

[BJClinton]

Thank you, it's a modified version of a punk rocker joke.

[Wolfstar]

The hope and future of a continent.

Scary, isn't it.

[tertiary01]

In line for a future beheading. The Islamists I'm sure are taking names.

[Scenic Sounds]

Matchstick Head.

LOL. Yes, you've captured that perfectly. ;-)