Posted on 05/24/2004 7:00:08 AM PDT by Valin
4 American leftists, 1 French leftist, and leftists from Finland, Hong Kong, Belgium and the U.K. Why what could be fairer?
As an aside I notice that there are no jurors from the third world. What's with that? Could it be racism?
Ohhh, Quentin, why did you have to go and make me lose any and all respect for you as a human being?
There were "no politics" involved in this award.
There were "no WMDs" in IRAQ.
There was "no al-Queda" connection.
.... right........
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France
People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St. Tropez
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"
I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there
I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France
Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow
[snort]
I guess QT owed Weinstein for allowing his precious KILL BILL to released in two parts...
RE: your tagline
Shouldn't that be ABYSMAL Gulf?
Bite me, Quentin. You're leftist scum and there's no way to hide it anymore.
No... left.
This from the maker of Kill Bill pts 1 and 2.
Hollywood loves Moore but shows disdain for Mel Gibson, go figure. I guess we've been over rating this bunch for a long time. Looks like another Oscar for Moore. Maybe they can get him in on a Nobel Prize too, after all Jimmy Carter got one for hating Bush.
Well that's a relief. They picked the film for its merits and not for its political content. Why would they lie?
The Cannes jury has hoisted a billboard that states: "We suck! We lie! We don't care that we're dolts. Long live Che!"
What a joke this is. The state of film is at an all time low.
It's too bad Joseph Goebbels was unable to accept his lifetime achievement award.
This is a lie, inserted right into a "straight news" story. Eisner told Weinf*** and Moore in 2003, over a year ago, that Disney would not allow its or Miramax's label to distribute the film.
That song is fast becoming a classic.
It really is high quality film - Kodak's top of the line. Too bad Moore had to mess it up by running it through a camera.
Hollywood is a festering pustule on the backside of America and someday it's going to have to be lanced.
and the Nobel committe did not award their prize to Jimmy "the gloyhound" Carter because of politics.
It is absurdly OBVIOUS this was to bash bush. This is also an effort to secure distribution oversease if not in the USA. If this film is not distributed will it hurt moore in the pocket?
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