Rush Limbaugh's Undeniable Truths Of Life

RTIS.com ^ | 21 May 2004 | Rush Limbaugh

[txradioguy]

Happy reading.

[harbingr]

"I wonder how many your potential conservatives out there who might be voting for the first time this year would benefit from reading all of the UTOL's?"...

Hmmm, how 'bout these Truths (from the ConstitutionParty.com):...

'50 Reasons We Aren't Better Off With Bush'

[txradioguy]

"Hmmm, how 'bout these Truths (from the ConstitutionParty.com):...

'50 Reasons We Aren't Better Off With Bush'"


This is a joke right?

[Esther Ruth]

7. There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons - use them.

nufsed

[txradioguy]

I'm not trying to incite, honestly.

But how can you say we're not better off in this country with President Bush?

And if as you say we aren't better off...who is your suggestion for a better President.

Specific name please in the interest of discussion, not just a random "anyone BUT Bush" kinda answer.

[A Jovial Cad]

Excellent reading! I remember back in the early nineties when I first started listening to Rush, and he would talk about his "undeniable truths of life"--and I found myself saying "YES!" whenever he would enunciate one.
He's still "most" right about the Steeler's from '75 to '80, though...Man, I loved those "Steel Curtain" teams!

[txradioguy]

If you replace USSR in a couple of those with Terrorism this list could have been written yesterday.

The thoughts about RATS still hold true (more so today IMHO).

Replace "Pittsburgh Steelers" with DALLAS COWBOYS and the list would be perfect!

[A Jovial Cad]

Well, I actually spent some time perusing the bilge offered in your link. That's twenty minutes of my life I wish I had back: I could've gotten the Cliff Notes(TM) version of *that* over at Democratic Underground, with half the pretension and 1/10th of the verbiage.
A true piece of loony-bin reasoning of a sort that easily matches the worst I've ever seen over in DUmmy land; which side are you on, again? Please let us know.

I sense a reappearance of Mr. ZOT may well-nigh be at hand...
Ha, ha...

[Consort]

Constitution Party: One of the tricks of the Left designed to fragment the Conservative vote. Same thing with several other third parties. It's interesting to see how many sheeple fall for that stuff.

[harbingr]

'But how can you say we're not better off in this country with President Bush? '

Read my '50 Reasons' (Peroutka for President) Link

Here's why Bush and the DemonRepubRats are NoGood...

'Current Communist Goals'...Source: Congressional Record--Appendix, pp. A34-A35 January 10, 1963
excerpt from Restoring America...

'Despite the "cold war" that followed, the goals of the communists were steadfastly imposed upon the American people. As Americans (the Protectors of the Constitution), we must ask ourselves,...
"What kind of leaders have we elected?"
"How could it be that Americans have so blindly followed corrupt politicians?"
"How can Americans even assume that we are still a free people?"
Men who believe that they are free when in reality they are mere slaves are to be pitied more than those who know that they are slaves.
Wake up countryman, wake up and wake up your neighbor also! Those repugnant servants have sold out the American people, and have made their (communist) goals "current".

[rdb3]

You guys support school vouchers yet?

[irv]

I could've gotten the Cliff Notes(TM) version of *that* over at Democratic Underground,

Funny you should mention DU. I work at a newspaper, in the IT department. I happened to be examining firewall logs today and noticed that someone in the newsroom was spending an inordinate amount of time reading and/or posting to DU.

I almost ignored that, because there was nothing unusual about it.

Nowhere in Rush's undeniable truths does he mention that the "old media" are the enemies of this country. He should.

[A Jovial Cad]

*If you replace USSR in a couple of those with Terrorism this list could have been written yesterday*

Agreed.

*The thoughts about RATS still hold true (more so today IMHO).*

Complete, total agreement!

*Replace "Pittsburgh Steelers" with DALLAS COWBOYS and the list would be perfect! *

Ummmm, well, I, uh...ha, ha...

Actually, it's a short story any liberal would love: I grew up in a state *overflowing* with Cowboy's fans--there's precisely one major River between my home state and Dallas. One balmy day in 1974, my kindergarten teacher sent me to the office for unspecified reasons: upon my arrival the principal--a native of Pittsburgh I learned years later--told me my mother would soon be arriving to collect me, and that I was to wait in the outer office. I thought it was because of a fight I'd gotten into with a fellow I only remember as "Silly Billy" a week before on the playground. I started crying. The principal emerged from his office and said, "hey! it's just a shot...it'll be alright, here, take this"--and he handed me a Pittsburgh Steeler's hat. Turns out I only needed an immunization shot that had been missed prior to enrollment, but I was corrupted from that point on.
So, Jovial here, who's never stepped foot in the state of Pennsylvania in his life, is *still* a rabid Steeler's fan after all these years. As any good liberal would tell you: "Root Causes! The boy was warped at a young age!"
Ha, ha...

[harbingr]

'...which side are you on, again? Please let us know.'

Well, I'm on the side of Freedom based on limited Constitutional gov't - not on the side of the NWO Neo-Con Bush Globalists - try reading Pat Buchanan's 'American Conservative Mag'...

The Madness of Empire - The War Party’s militarized strategy will unite the world against us.... By Scott McConnell

[canuck_conservative]

"23. Evolution cannot explain Creation. "

Creation can't explain dinosaurs.

[bpjam]

Replace "Pittsburgh Steelers" with DALLAS COWBOYS and the list would be perfect!

Yeah, baby.

[jocon307]

"24. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society."

This is a true truth. I figured this out for myself way back when in the 70s. I would only change the phrase "mainstream of society" to "levers of power".

Jamie Gorelick, please phone home.

[Queen Jadis]

bookmark

[txradioguy]

Don't feel bad about loving the Steelers. I'm a lifelong Texas and my absolute FAVORITE college team is Oklahoma! Try living in W. Texas and wearing your Sooner gear everywhere. In my later...senile years...I've actually worn it on 6th street and got away with wearing my sooner baseballcap (in uniform) to one of my guard drills so my Major (A film studies teacher at UT) would see it. Fortuneately he had a sense of humor and I didn't do that many push ups.

Kindergarten in 1974 huh? Nice to find someone my own age! :) 40 doesn't seem so bad now huh?

[txradioguy]

"...which side are you on, again? Please let us know.'

Well, I'm on the side of Freedom based on limited Constitutional gov't - not on the side of the NWO Neo-Con Bush Globalists - try reading Pat Buchanan's 'American Conservative Mag'..."


Ahh a WWII style America Firster. So may questions I'd LOVE to have one of these people answer without referring me to silly articles.

My basic question I posed in another post on this thread remains unanswered.

If Pres. Bush is not the answer, who is? Perot?, Nader, LaRouche?