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To: A Jovial Cad

If you replace USSR in a couple of those with Terrorism this list could have been written yesterday.

The thoughts about RATS still hold true (more so today IMHO).

Replace "Pittsburgh Steelers" with DALLAS COWBOYS and the list would be perfect!

7 posted on 05/21/2004 10:24:39 PM PDT by txradioguy (HOOAH!!!...Not Just A Word...A Way Of Life!!!)

*If you replace USSR in a couple of those with Terrorism this list could have been written yesterday*

Agreed.

*The thoughts about RATS still hold true (more so today IMHO).*

Complete, total agreement!

*Replace "Pittsburgh Steelers" with DALLAS COWBOYS and the list would be perfect! *

Ummmm, well, I, uh...ha, ha...

Actually, it's a short story any liberal would love: I grew up in a state *overflowing* with Cowboy's fans--there's precisely one major River between my home state and Dallas. One balmy day in 1974, my kindergarten teacher sent me to the office for unspecified reasons: upon my arrival the principal--a native of Pittsburgh I learned years later--told me my mother would soon be arriving to collect me, and that I was to wait in the outer office. I thought it was because of a fight I'd gotten into with a fellow I only remember as "Silly Billy" a week before on the playground. I started crying. The principal emerged from his office and said, "hey! it's just a shot...it'll be alright, here, take this"--and he handed me a Pittsburgh Steeler's hat. Turns out I only needed an immunization shot that had been missed prior to enrollment, but I was corrupted from that point on.
So, Jovial here, who's never stepped foot in the state of Pennsylvania in his life, is *still* a rabid Steeler's fan after all these years. As any good liberal would tell you: "Root Causes! The boy was warped at a young age!"
Ha, ha...

13 posted on 05/21/2004 11:05:17 PM PDT by A Jovial Cad ("I had no shoes and I complained, until I saw a man who had no feet.")

Replace "Pittsburgh Steelers" with DALLAS COWBOYS and the list would be perfect!

Yeah, baby.

16 posted on 05/22/2004 12:30:32 AM PDT by bpjam (I don't know what a neo-con is and neither does anybody else.)

"...Replace "Pittsburgh Steelers" with DALLAS COWBOYS and the list would be perfect!..."

You've got that right!!!!!

32 posted on 05/24/2004 9:07:29 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT, PURE AND SIMPLE!!!!!)

I'm with you on the Dallas Cowboys. Sorry that lib attacked you, but it happens. He is no longer with us now. If that helps. :)

38 posted on 05/24/2004 6:53:15 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative)

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