David St. Hubbens described the death of one of the Tap drummers as "Dying in his sleep ... on stage."
Going by memory, one of my favorite exchanges was...
Nigel Tufnel: Our second drummer died choking on vomit.
Marty DiBergi: He choked on his own vomit? How awful.
Tufnel: No, actually it wasnt his own vomit.
David St. Hubbins: "The detectives said it was a mystery best left unsolved.