Going by memory, one of my favorite exchanges was...
Nigel Tufnel: Our second drummer died choking on vomit.
Marty DiBergi: He choked on his own vomit? How awful.
Tufnel: No, actually it wasnt his own vomit.
David St. Hubbins: "The detectives said it was a mystery best left unsolved.
I am so honored to be named the next leader of this terrific rightgeous movement...however..I must remail nameless and wear a hood as to not reveal my identity.
Geez..
I wish our founding fathers were around to fight these dirty pirates in filthy nightshirts.