Posted on 05/19/2004 7:12:12 PM PDT by Bob J
On a previous thread, the author made a grievous error of inserting a haiku. The subject was Hollywood and contained a quoute from Richard gere, and well, you know how FReepers put two and two together.
So, here are the haiku so far, knock yourselves out!
Darn that religion
Lower the bar, Trip hazard
Bug on a windshield ßThe required nature reference
RA HAWKINS
Like a stubborn ass
The Hollywood Left thinks we
Care what they think. Ha!
WINONEFORTHEGIPPER
Dick Wants a Cheap Thrill
Sends Rodent Where Sun Don't Shine
Nation is Laughing
ANGRYJAWA
Foolish tap dancer
"Chicago" is not enough
Much wind, means nothing
TIAMAT
The Clintons craved our guns
Earth-tone Al was no different
We're rid of them now
ERIC IN THE OZARKS
"Where'd that gerbil go?
Gerbils do not just vanish
This is the third one!
It's a mystery
I swear, pet gerbils can be
a pain in the @ss . . ."
THEFIRMBSS
Frightened gerbils scooting
Down rabbit holes
Laughing medics with forceps
BOB J
He claims to be straight,
Just a peaceful het buddhist
But gerbils are scared.
Gere is still alive?
Why didn't someone tell me?
I thought he was dead.
Ham actor was bad
the woman was much better
"Pretty Woman" Wow.
Please, Admin, it's "4"
The Gipper. Can you correct
the body, please? Thanks.
THREE ODES TO RICHARD GERE:
(in chronological order)
Set down one second,
Shaven little bastard runs.
Funny-walking search.
Finally pushed in
Mustn't sit on sofa now
Too easily stained.
After two days' wait
Make up another excuse
"Blue Cross or Blue Shield?"
Short man with little stick
Stirs pot of lamb-a
Sheckels thrown from limousine
Gere backs John Kerry
American Gigolo
Takes one to know one
From your dark prison
your presence excites my loins
with a short release
Gere still walks the earth.
The rumor of death you heard?
Only his career.
You post a thread with
haikus in it. Do you think
FReepers can resist?:)
Gere backs John Kerry?
National gerbils are sad
For their friend is gone
The hampster is gone.
Has anyone checked Gere's bung?
Try the obvious.
LOL
Anal obsession
Execution sphincter style
Pretentious pervert
Vapid actor thinks
spectacles impart wisdom
Dai Lama breaks wind
Wahoo....Haiku night!
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