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German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real
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| 5/19/04
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Posted on 05/19/2004 7:40:46 AM PDT by wbill
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Here are the two happiest people in all of Germany tonight.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:40:46 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: wbill
I heard about this on our local "choose which story is fake" yesterday.
How incredibly cute and sweet! ;-D
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:45:29 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common Sense is an Uncommon Virtue)
To: wbill
LOL! No kidding. Smart bunch over there in Germany arent they?
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:45:34 AM PDT
by
Jivana108
(Dont mistake kindness for weakness...)
To: Jivana108
my bs meter is going off big time on this one, I don't believe it for a second.
To: RolandBurnam
It's on Foxnews. Has to be true. /sarcasm
I still got a kick out of it. Nice that people can still be innocent in this day and age. And.....they're in for a pleasant surprise.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:49:51 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: wbill
I'm touched. I guess they believed babies came into the world solely through supernatural intervention. No wonder they kept waiting for the stork's arrival. :)
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:51:02 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: RolandBurnam
Me too. After all, sex is on news, TV, radio. Someone would have to live on a desert island not to know something about it and how were they educated. Something is odd here.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:53:56 AM PDT
by
mel
To: wbill
If I was never told that I have a sex drive does that mean I don't have one?
Sorry but I just can't believe this one
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:54:40 AM PDT
by
apackof2
(Official Member of the Smarty Party-6/5 Triple Crown Winner)
To: wbill
How many dumb German couples are there?
I find three including this set of idiots and these other two.
here
and here
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:56:10 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(I'll vote Republican till the day I die then I'll vote democrat.)
To: Rightly Biased
Looks like it's three separate stories about the same couple. Guess this thread is destined for the trashbin.
I did search for this story before posting. Really.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:59:09 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: wbill
I don't know why they would need sex therapy. Give them a porn flick and let nature take it's course.
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:01:04 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: wbill
Guess this story has a happy ending!
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:01:04 AM PDT
by
Ciexyz
("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
To: the OlLine Rebel
Just an update on a funny tale in Catch-22 in which the doctor had to explain, with the use of props, the nature of reproduction to a married couple. After he was finished, the husband punched him in the nose.
To: wbill
You really don't think there are that many stupid German couples out there? ;^)
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:02:34 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(I'll vote Republican till the day I die then I'll vote democrat.)
To: wbill
I guess being German and all, they thought that they could simply issue an order for the baby to come out.
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:02:34 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: Rightly Biased
Nah. Now if they were French....
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:05:29 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: mel
Even Adam & Eve figured it out after watching the animals.
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:08:54 AM PDT
by
LetsRok
To: wbill
Aww!! Come on even the French figured that one out..
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:24:53 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(I'll vote Republican till the day I die then I'll vote democrat.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
> Give them a porn flick and let nature take it's course.
Errrr... you'd think if nature was gonna take it's course, they wouldn't *need* a porn flick. How messed up does a couple ahve to be to not be able to figure out that there's something special about Slot A and Tab B?
To: orionblamblam
There is a Freeper who swears a girl he knew in H.S. had no idea how she got pregnant after she followed her mother's instructions and didn't actually "sleep" with a boy.
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:34:37 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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