[Protagoras]

So I won't tell those stories.

Oh tell me! Tell me! I'll take the flames. :^}

Are you a real cowboy? I mean, do you have belt buckle and everything?

[TexasCowboy]

That was in my younger days.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think most cowboys realize that it is silly and counterproductive to abuse and break their tools if they aren't working right. There is training... And then there is the trantrums of small men.