[Ichneumon]

Now the storal of the mory is this: if you go to a bancy fall and you wanna have a prandsome hince lall in fuv with you, don?t forget to slop your dripper!

I was always in awe of those segments -- it must have been hard as hell delivering those lines skewed like that. I'd think that you'd have to keep fighting the urge to say them the "right" way. And it's a lot harder to memorize lines made up of "nonsense" words than lines which are more like natural speech.

[Licensed-To-Carry]

Yeah, Archie Campbell was good at it. I always liked the Corny jokes and then the fire extinguisher would go off behind the fence under them. What a hoot.