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To: toomanygrasshoppers

I remember when I was a car salesman and a customer on a test drive asked me "What happens if I mash this button?" I replied, if you mash it you will break it, but if you press it, it will turn on the air conditioning.


151 posted on 05/18/2004 9:19:44 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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To: Phantom Lord
"I remember when I was a car salesman and a customer on a test drive asked me "What happens if I mash this button?" I replied, if you mash it you will break it, but if you press it, it will turn on the air conditioning."

Also, "mashin' bumps" means squeezing zits or blackheads...

334 posted on 05/18/2004 1:50:41 PM PDT by redhead (Note to the Dims: Never try to match wits with an idot...)
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