We've got some dumbutt on PBS out here named Heull Howser that's a real crack-up!!! Yesturday, this heyar Texun wuz playun his geetar on an excurzyun trayn an Heull ask him ta play sum trayn muzik... Wull, he aysked Heull, if'n he wuz frum Texus an Heull sed no, he wuz frum Tennussea, ya see... Wull anawaize, he proseeded ta pickun an singun!!!
Huell Howser used to be on WSMV (When it was WSM) in Nashville didn't he?
Yeah, Huell's such a dumbutt that he's making a gazillion bucks doing a job that most of us can only dream of: driving around to the most beautiful places in California having a great 'ol time chatting up people, eating and drinking and enjoying life.