"Y'allbonics"

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[No Blue States]

"Its hotter than a fresh screwed rabbit on a cement pasture"

Tear your ass: Definition..get out of here. go on. git. or head out when used as tear MY ass. Paste tense is Tore your ass.

Usage: "Im fixin to tear my ass down to the beach for the weekend to catch some bull reds, yall wanna go? "

Example 2: Used when mad at someone and tired of their company. "She said she loved that other guy so I told her to tear her ass"

[MagnumRancid]

But I woke up this mornin with a crick in my neck.

[pnz1]

Up the road and down the road were two I heard, too. Not sure it's a Southern thing, though.

[The Clemson Tiger]

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...

Southern guy visiting New England, comes upon a lovely coed.

"So, where do you go to school?" says he.

She looks down her nose and snootily replies, "Yale."

He cups his hands to his mouth, "SO, WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"

[hummingbird]

My friend Phantom Lord is a Damn Yankee.

Oh, Lordy me, CD...why dint ya'll telme?! I reckon I've posted to him a time or two...well, I sewanny...

[pnz1]

When I was in Boston someone gave us directions to something "off the main artery".

[mtbopfuyn]

That or an RC Cola?

LOL, every time I hear "ICRC" on the news I always miss what they're saying because it sounds like, "icy RC".

[stainlessbanner]

Elvin Bishop sittin' on a bale of hay
He ain't good lookin', but he sure can play

[Constitution Day]

Don't worry none. He's good people.

[mtbopfuyn]

Normally it's breakfast, lunch, and supper, but dinner is eaten at noon on Sunday or holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas.

[Phantom Lord]

Most yankees who move down South are retard...

(Of course, I mean retired)

Not true.

[WVNan]

You just knew this had to devolve into jokes.

Southern boy brought in the wastebasket from the hall and said to the teacher,"I fotched the wastebasket." When the teacher looked at him disapprovingly, he said obligingly, "Looky there! I said fotched when I knew to say brung."

[TheBigB]

well, I sewanny

LOL That's a good one, too. My Mom always said, "Well, ah 'swan." Still dunno what it means.

[hummingbird]

"Well, alrighty then!"

[mtbopfuyn]

Then there's - Show nuf, Ah dun seen it.

[TheBigB]

I thought it was "awl." As in, "Checkyer awl, mister?"

[Liberatio]

bump

[Cooter]

I know, but then I couldn't use the play on words.

[Constitution Day]

Most impressive mullet EVER.

[MortMan]

These aren't authentic. Everybody knows that it's either a "pickup" or a "truck", but never both:-)