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GIVING DIRECTIONS U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. Richard Ottens, a crew chief with the 107th Fighter Squadron homebased at Selfridge Air National Guard Base, Mich., gives instruction on which taxiway to use for the day's armed reconnaissance mission at Kirkuk Air Base, Iraq, May 10, 2004. U.S. Air Force photo by Master Sgt. Glenn Wilkewitz

Spc. Jacob Lindbo, left, and Spc. Eric Gisvold keep watch for suspicious activity while fellow soldiers conduct a route clearance outside Ad Dujayl, Iraq. The Soldiers are assigned to the 141st Engineer Battalion, North Dakota Army National Guard, supporting the 1st Infantry Division during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Photo by Pfc. Elizabeth Erste.

Don't even think of calling us 'the other white meat': Farm toughs cop an attitude east of Kalispell, Mont. Especially the one on the right.

Some of you will have to share: In Spokane, Wash., 10-month-old Sara Rudolph, who knows something about nursing, oversees the feeding of Hanna the rotweiller's 19 puppies.

Look Ma, no hands: Brian Friedman, 42, emerges from chilly San Francisco Bay after swimming handcuffed from Alacatraz to Aquatic Park. Why? To raise diabetes awareness and money for research.

A mighty wind: A tornado not only leveled this home in rural Harper, Kan., to the foundation, it stripped surrounding trees to the trunk. The family took shelter in the basement and escaped injury.