Just guessing here...
Do male cicadas marry extremely wealthy female cicadas every 17 years when they're "running low"?
Do cicadas deny owning fleets of SUVs?
I know cicadas can fly, but do they do it on their mate's GulfStream?
Do cicadas migrate every year between seventeen well-appointed mansions around the world?
Are there lesser cicadas whose purpose is to make sandwiches for superior cicadas?
Oh, I think I've got it...
Do cicadas trust their survival to Kofi Annan?
OK, I saw the ad. What's the freakin' big deal? Why do Democrats find it so offensive?
-- Joe