Posted on 05/14/2004 11:15:35 AM PDT by quidnunc
Three revolting performances assailed Canadians within the space of 48 hours the other day:
1) The Prime Minister’s stirring “We shall fight them on the beaches [of Norway]” speech.
2) Svend Robinson’s press conference, which was either his farewell to politics or his audition for the forthcoming Coconut Grove dinner-theatre production of La Cage Aux Folles.
3) Madame Khadr’s rousing “My name is Maha and I AM CANADIAN!” non-alcoholic Molson ad.
The last performance reminds us that Canada, like the Bermuda ensigns fluttering from Paul Martin’s “Canada Steamships”, is a flag of convenience. Just as some dodgy vessels find it more convenient to travel the world on Bermudan or Liberian papers, so too much of the human traffic finds it more convenient to travel the world on Canadian papers — ships that pass in the night, so to speak.
The Prime Minister is not himself Bermudan, despite his business interests. If the Governor of the colony were to spring a sudden speaking invitation on Mr Martin, it would be unreasonable to expect him to be able to deliver an address on aspects of Bermudan history. Alas for us, it’s apparently also unreasonable to expect the Prime Minister of Canada to be able to deliver an address on aspects of Canadian history:
“Sixty years ago, Canadians were working alongside their British and American allies planning for the invasion of Norway and the liberation of Europe,” Mr Martin told 350 members of what’s left of our armed forces at CFB Gagetown. “Today, it is every bit as important that Canada step forward — just as we did during the invasion of Norway.”
The Norwegian references, like the rest of the speech, passed the scrutiny of who knows how many speechwriters and aides in the PMO. No one thought, “Hey, that doesn’t sound quite right. Remember the 40th anniversary of D-Day in 1984, when the G-G couldn’t make it, and Pierre didn’t want Canada represented by the Queen so he inserted himself into the ceremony as the embodiment of the Dominion’s wartime effort? I could swear all the road signs as we drove from the airport were in French, not Norwegian.”
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Beaches of Norway???
All all the Grits idiots or is it just most of them?
He's just pinin' for the fjords!
Yes!
Our resident Canadians are silent on this thread...weird isn't it? :p
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