Separated at birth.
When Kerry finishes telling a joke cicadas is all that's heard?
Cicadas are like songbirds next to Kerry.
I think I have figured Kerry out. He goes to get coffee in the morning and sits near a large group of people. He of course is wearing a disguise. Whatever the hot topic is politically, he is standing behind it. He has no convictions of his own, it is only what he thinks everyone wants to hear. He is a loser in every way, hypocrite extreme! To even consider him viable is indicating a waste of brain cells.
Cicadas spend most of their life underground. John Kerry will do the same after the election.
Did that bug have medals or ribbons??
I wonder if John Ashcroft saw this, and that's what prompted his joke about the government not being responsible for the chicadas but he was going to apologize for them anyway?