This happens with every President. What a bunch of crap.
I'M SORRY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE OFFICES OF HUEY, LUEY AND DUEY HAVE CLOSED UNTIL MONDAY. IF YOU WOULD CARE TO COME BACK DURING NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS, FREEEEEEEEEEE WILL BE HAPPEN TO ATTACK THE PRESIDENT FOR YOU.
REMEMBER, AT THE SOROS FOUNDATION, UNDERMINING THE PRESIDENT IS OUR MOST IMPORTANT JOB. SEE "DU" FOR OUR HOURS OF OPERATION.