[veronica]

Some must think the family is pretending it was Nick. Why would they pretend???

The family has Nick tied up in the basement. They made a deal with MoveOn.org and the Screen Actor's Guild, to produce this movie (the videotape) and blame the whole thing on Bush so that Kerry would win the election. After Kerry wins the election, Nick is going to step out a shower and say the whole thing was a dream.

[SJackson]

The family has Nick tied up in the basement. They made a deal with MoveOn.org and the Screen Actor's Guild, to produce this movie (the videotape) and blame the whole thing on Bush so that Kerry would win the election. After Kerry wins the election, Nick is going to step out a shower and say the whole thing was a dream.

I can't divulge the source, but I understand that after he's released from the cage he's being kept in, he's marrying a Korean sushi waitress. I don't know how to connect that.

Or is that a different Nick and and a different Cage? No matter, talking about dead people is fun. It's a conservative thing I guess.

Hey, did I tell you the one about the terrorists they caught in a moving van in Tennessee?

[AZamericonnie]

The family has Nick tied up in the basement. They made a deal with MoveOn.org and the Screen Actor's Guild, to produce this movie (the videotape) and blame the whole thing on Bush so that Kerry would win the election. After Kerry wins the election, Nick is going to step out a shower and say the whole thing was a dream.

WOW! That's exactually what I was thinking! You're good! LOL

[Joe Hadenuf]

The family has Nick tied up in the basement. They made a deal with MoveOn.org and the Screen Actor's Guild, to produce this movie (the videotape) and blame the whole thing on Bush so that Kerry would win the election. After Kerry wins the election, Nick is going to step out a shower and say the whole thing was a dream.

Oh yeah, and the terrorist using his email was not a terrorist, he was just simply a cab driver, who had driven him home, but needed to bid on a rug on ebay.