Researchers Studying if Washing Your Hair Can Adversely Affect Intelligence

WAVY ^

[dfwgator]

So that explains why the instructions say "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

[TheBigB]

You have a hollow globe for a head. It's not like you have anything to worry about. :-)

[Servant of the 9]

If this were true, the French and Arabs would be the smartest people on earth, instead of just the ripest.

So9

[TomServo]

Not necessarily. Sometimes it's filled with candy and treats. :-)

[TheBigB]

I forgotted. :-) So, um, when you're in the theater, why can't we see the screen directly through your head?

[Docbarleypop]

well take a look at Einstein's hair

[antaresequity]

I think soaking your head under ice cold running water in the morning makes your brain work better.

[American_Centurion]

Is he a Proto-hippie or Renaissance Grunge?

[television is just wrong]

LOL

[television is just wrong]

There is shampoo without this DEA, or other ingredients that harm you. There is also at least rinsing with plain water. We need not give up the comforts of feeling clean.

After all we are civilized. Unlike about 3/4 of the planet earth.

[Fiddlstix]

Ping

[Dr. Thorne]

This whole thing sounds a little fishy to me. After all.... uh....after all.... uh....hold on... I was gonna say sumpin'..uh, lost my train of thought.

Just washed my hair, y'know.

[talleyman]

So that explains why the instructions say "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

Yeah, but they don't tell ya what to do when the bottle's empty...