Sure, he'll tell a story or two about what a great guy Mother Teresa thought he was and what pals they were. But, the choice bits will be about the folks he is able to take shots at without any risk to himself, his wife's ambition and his ill fated legacy.
1 posted on
05/12/2004 11:48:17 AM PDT by
Tacis
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To: Tacis
Don't forget his mother and grandmother-that's who he blamed his penchant for abusing women on.
2 posted on
05/12/2004 11:51:35 AM PDT by
Spok
(They call me old Hugh, but I doubt I'm 80.)
To: Tacis
What other world leaders died while Willie was president? America the beautiful.
4 posted on
05/12/2004 11:57:04 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Tacis; doug from upland
This could be fun.
5 posted on
05/12/2004 11:58:15 AM PDT by
sauropod
("I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will service US.")
To: Tacis
"Who Will Willie Vilify In His Novel?"
Me. He never liked me.
6 posted on
05/12/2004 11:59:12 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld '04)
To: Tacis
I can't wait for the freeping opportunities. How much do you want to bet that his booksingings will be heavily screened?
8 posted on
05/12/2004 12:00:36 PM PDT by
cyborg
To: Tacis
Everyone except himself.
Just guessing.
Dan
10 posted on
05/12/2004 12:04:03 PM PDT by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Tacis
Dear Mr. Ex-President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and Juanita Broderick. Did
I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year-old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they
know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3.. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know
is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag
the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from
the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips. It seems you have been campaigning for
Secretary General of the United Nations since your reelection in 1996.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't
need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned dollar than jet fuel for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, your family and your cronies have logged
in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration. Good luck
on your continued campaign to be King of the world.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that
Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
gifts you've received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out
of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less
tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance
for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay?
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to
let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called "political prisoners." However, the Israelis would not
release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time,
Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted"
that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World
Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so
wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual
e-mail.
11 posted on
05/12/2004 12:04:07 PM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Tacis
Round up the usual suspects and you'll probably be right.
13 posted on
05/12/2004 12:09:45 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(How can we ignore the Clintons if they won't go away?)
To: Tacis
I can't picture why anyone would shed thirty some bucks for Clinton's' trash? We already know he'll lie, misrepresent, and change facts to meet his ego. He was a "do nothing" President and a traitor to his nation. Why monetarily reward him by purchasing his BS????
15 posted on
05/12/2004 12:15:53 PM PDT by
Joee
To: Tacis
It'll be like a conversation with my grandfather:
"Remember so-and-so?"
"Yes."
"He's dead now."
"Remember so-and-so?"
"Yes."
"He's dead now."
"Remember so-and-so?"
"Yes."
"He's dead now."
"Remember so-and-so?"
"Yes."
"He's dead now."
"Remember so-and-so?"
"Yes."
"He's dead now."
"Remember so-and-so?"
"Yes."
"He's dead now."
"Remember so-and-so?"
"Yes."
"He's dead now."
Æ
20 posted on
05/12/2004 12:51:54 PM PDT by
AgentEcho
(If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers)
To: Tacis
"What other world leaders died while Willie was president?"
Yitzak Rabin (Prime Minister of Israel, assassinated)
King Hussein (King of Jordan, died from cancer)
To: Tacis
Oh, I thought meant Willie Green...
22 posted on
05/12/2004 1:04:22 PM PDT by
narby
(Iraq prison abuse looks like Frat house hazing to me.)
To: Tacis
I don't really care who he villifies. I'm just glad to see the Kerry camp livid over the timing of the book's release. They know it will take a lot of the spotlight away from Kerry. (Hee, hee.)
23 posted on
05/12/2004 1:26:27 PM PDT by
no dems
(Does anyone from the Bush/Cheney camp monitor the Freep website?)
To: Tacis
A little OT, but has the Clintinoid been invited to speak t the DNC convention? Wonder what he'd talk about. Himself ya reckon? :)
24 posted on
05/12/2004 1:31:48 PM PDT by
upchuck
(Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - W. Churchill)
To: Tacis
Is Brad Pitt to star in the 2008 movie?
I suspect that the Koranazis shall strike America again when Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea are out of town, as a professional courtesy.
9/11 was caused by G.W.'s SCOTUS selection, so the DNC-Politburo would write the history.
25 posted on
05/12/2004 1:34:58 PM PDT by
SevenDaysInMay
(Federal judges and justices serve for periods of good behavior, not life. Article III sec. 1)
To: Tacis
Vince Foster and McDougal.
To: Tacis
"Buddy" the ex-first dog was killed when he was pushed in front of a moving vehicle shortly after they took up residence in NY.
Seems and he wasn't pleased with his new digs and after a heart to heart with bill.....*tsk tsk*
Doogle
..too bad he didn't have a blue dress (monica) or so much info (Dick Morris)... he could of worked something out.
28 posted on
05/12/2004 3:40:37 PM PDT by
Doogle
(....and the truth shall set you free....depends on what you mean by truth)
To: Tacis
He'll rail on Bush '41 & Bush '43, and of course the Republicans, and that vast right-wing conspiracy that tried to bring him down.
29 posted on
05/12/2004 5:20:08 PM PDT by
mass55th
To: Tacis
Here's my guess.....Dick Morris! Furthermore I'm looking forward to Dick's inevitable book to follow bubba's. No doubt Dick's life has been miraculously spared so the real stories could be told. BTW...what ever happened to Larry Nichols?
ragdaltx
30 posted on
05/12/2004 5:25:46 PM PDT by
Ragdaltx
To: Tacis
"Who Will Willie Vilify In His Novel?"
The American people...We just did not have the class to appreciate him. *vomit*
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