Stop reveals 'naked' truth

Texas City Sun ^ | May 9, 2004 | Lisa Ray

[Texas Mom]

Stop reveals ‘naked’ truthBy Lisa Ray

Texas City SunPublished May 09, 2004 Two Galveston County Deputies found themselves on the other side of a strip search, Friday.

Deputy John Ross and deputy Kyle Cabness, were apparently mistaken for male strippers when they pulled over a limousine containing a mobile bachelorette party.

Reports of suspicious activity involving a limousine led Deputy Ross to pull over a vehicle fitting that description in the 1600 block of Highway 87 near Gilchrist around 10 p.m. After sighting the vehicle, Ross called for back up.

After the vehicle’s driver checked out, Ross reportedly offered to explain the reason for the stop to the limo’s customers. When he entered the back of the limo he found a group of women who were enjoying the pre-wedding night ritual.

Rather than being upset that they were pulled over on a traffic stop the women apparently were thrilled to see Ross who they mistook for a hired male stripper.

While Ross was explaining that he was not a part of the night’s entertainment but a real law officer, his backup arrived.

Deputy Cabness too was mistaken for part of a ruse, Sheriff’s sources told the Texas City Sun.

After a small amount of embarrassment and lots of explaining, the two officers quickly left the scene.

They did not receive any tips for their efforts.

Lisa Ray is a reporter for the Texas City Sun. She can be reached at (409) 945-3441 ext. 35, or by e-mail at: lisa.ray@texascitysun.com.

God Bless America!

[Texas Mom]

On the lighter side of the news.

[gathersnomoss]

'Scuse me while I whip this thing out.

[Snardius]

"My goodness officer, that's a mighty big gun you have there..."

[Old Sarge]

"No, Ma'am, you're not being charged with anything, but I will have to hold you..."

[Darksheare]

OKay, whose idea was it to tell the bachlorette party that male strippers dressed as cops would be arriving?
SOMEONE with a sense of humor HAD to have done that.
And I know a few with humor.
So, fess up, who did it?
/ joke.

[Soaring Feather]

"No, Ma'am, you're not being charged with anything, but I will have to hold you..."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkwing104]

Sometimes I believe I'am in the wrong line of work.

[bullseye1911]

Yes, this is a breath test, now just blow in the tube....

[Pippin]

It weren't me!

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! Just think of the story those cops will have to tell their grandkids.

[Darksheare]

Hmm..
Okers.
That leaves the rest of the crew.
Hmm..

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Yes.
That will be quite a story to hear.
*snicker*

[Pippin]

Fess up! ;O)

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!

[Darksheare]

Weren't me!
I'm in New York..


Wait..
Who do we have that's in Texas?

[Pippin]

Here's a few! Meekie

Cobby

Billie

jw!

Hee! Hee! Hee!

[Darksheare]

Unh-huh.
And who among them would be the likely perp to tell a bachlorette party that male strippers drssed as cops were going to show up?
Hmm..
Who has the best odds of being just weird enough to do such?
/ joke.
nudge nudge needle needle.


Read teh article, don't spray the screen or keyboard.

[Pippin]

My candidate for this mischief would be........

MEEKIE!!!!!!

[mondonico]

"They did not receive any tips for their efforts."

Neither did the ladies.

[big_Rob]

They stopped by the long "arm" of the law?