[TomGuy]

Poor Johnnyboy. Between SOB secret service agents who keep tripping him on snowboard or bicycle and overzealous speech-writers who put words in his mouth, poor Johnnnyboy is having a difficult time.

Just imagine, if he has this much trouble with SS agents and speech-writers, what kind of trouble would he have with foreign leaders, opposition leaders, etc. Maybe being President would be too tough on poor Johnnyboy. After all, who could he blame for all his ills?

[RightthinkinAmerican]

He's a typical liberal - nothing is his fault. The speechwriter might even says it's not his fault, and blame it on society.