Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[Howlin]

DO NOT LET THIS THREAD GET LOST TODAY!!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

As a Texan, I'm sorry for Sheila Jackson Lee and Ciro Reoderiguez.

I apologize to my ping lists for pinging them to threads that have absolutly nothing to do with the list.

And as an American, I apologize for Chappaquiddick.

[AQGeiger]

On a related note, I am also sorry that all the crazy-left actors and actresses in Hollywood who said they would leave the U.S. if Bush were elected in 2000 didn't actually leave.

[Wolfstar]

Thanks, Howlin. BTW, what are you "sorry" for?

[Doug Loss]

I'm sorry we won't call our far-left domestic opponents "un-patriotic" and "traitors" when they clearly are.

[B Knotts]

I'm sorry that the latest leftist detained for possible terrorist connections is probably a Democrat.

[Bommer]

I'm sorry Republicans leaders in the Senate are born testicleless to tell the all the Democrap leaders to F.O.A.D.!

[tiamat]

I'm sorry that you're sorry that Democrats suck!

;-)

[Wolfstar]

I apologize to my ping lists for pinging them to threads that have absolutly nothing to do with the list.

LOL!!!

[StoneColdGOP]

I'm sorry for the California Congressional Democrat delegation too.

And the California Assembly Democrats.

And the California Senate Democrats.

I'm sorry we didn't nuke Saudi Arabia into oblivion and every other fanatic Islamic theocracy.

I'm sorry that the U.S. won't use its unmatched power and leverage to get back a cop killer like Armando Garcia from Mexico.

I'm sorry George Bush loves Vicente Fox so much that he won't offend his "friend" by actually enforcing American immigration laws and protecting our borders.

I'm sorry "Friends" was ever a TV show.

I'm sorry "Married... with Children" isn't anymore.

[zlala]

Sorry Hodar...but I had to ping you!

[fml]

Thanks for the bump. I hate liberals - I'm sorry.

[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry Republicans leaders in the Senate are born testicleless...

Boy oh boy, am I ever sorry about that, too. It almost seems to be part of their job requirements, or something.

[normy]

I am sorry Michael Moore only made $700 for the 45 min. show he did in Britain.

I am sorry I refuse to wear a sweater

I am sorry I wont be able to turn my AC to 85 this summer.

I am sorry I shot that huge buck this winter and allowed my 3 year old to watch me saw its antlers off.

[1Old Pro]

I apologize to the rest of the world for the fact that we have about 20% of our population who are liberal and we have 30% who commonly get fooled by Democrats. Otherwise, we'd really be on a roll and the other countries could be even more envious.

[zlala]

I'm sorry I have stupid friends that are Rino's and will vote for whatever liberal dem the teacher's union is for at the moment.

I'm also sorry that was such a long sentence.

[anniegetyourgun]

I'm just sorry that liberals are so mean, and that they insist on politicizing every element of the WOT.

[Tamzee]

I'm sorry there are enough clueless Americans to keep Sharpton in the arena as a valid political figure.

[HairOfTheDog]

YUCK. this thread is an embarrassment.

What the hell has got into Freepers lately? There is a high road we can take here, and it ISN'T the excuse-making road. It ISN'T the "but they're uncivilized too" road.

It is the road that we take when we actually ARE better. That this kind of crap won't be tolerated, that we will fix it, and that we are sorry it happened.

[Redcoat LI]

I'm sorry that you're sorry that Democrats suck!

I'm sorry that you're sorry that I'm sorry that DemocRATS Suck!!!!!!!!