Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[tiamat]

I feel sorry for the next female trooper who gets caught by the Bad Guys.

God help her.

[m87339]

See my #154

[Pippin]

LOL!

[Ramonan]

Ya took the words right outa my mouth!

[Wolfstar]

I am sorry I chose this thread to vent on.

There you go (although we all need to do a little venting now and again). :-)

[Freebird Forever]

I'm sorry that - to date - Ann Coulter has not yet announced she's going to run against H. Clintoon whenever H. decides to make a run for it.

Hillary! should bear in mind the fate of that other junior Senator from NY who made a run for the presidency.

[Betis70]

I'm sorry I didn't hear about the memorial for Pat Tillman here in San Jose till the evening after it happened.

[tiamat]

I'm sorry Teddy Kennedy needs a bra....

[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry that Kerry still has 42% in the polls.

I'm sorry anyone pays any attention to polls, because there is no objective way to prove their accuracy.

[CyberAnt]

Thank you for apologizing for Ms. Jackson Lee, but her disgusting performance on FOX yesterday can NEVER BE APOLOGIZED FOR.

[hummingbird]

And I am sorry that I am sorry, since sorry seems to be the hardest word.

I share you sorrow that "sorry seems to be the hardest word."

I am also sorry that most democrats are not up to the moral highground of most republicans, sorry that the republicans keep getting their *ss kicked because of it, and sorry that the liberal media have apparently forgotten the definition of journalism, preferring to function, in the main, as propaganda for the left.

I am also sorry for being so irritable but I neglected to pick up after the dog poop this morning and later stepped in it; however, the poop was on my own property and is not the business of anyone else's except my own.

Thank you.

[cincinnati65]

I'm sorry that SENSE is no longer, COMMON.

[Wolfstar]

As an Ohioan, I'd like to offer a very ashamed public apology for Dennis Kucinich, Marcy Kaptur, Jerry Springer and Larry the Flynt.

It's about time you apologized for that. [wink]

[saberpride]

I'm sorry Republican politicians won't call a liar a liar and a traitor a traitor.

[m87339]

I am also sorry for being so irritable

It's Friday -- sometimes that last day is the toughest one!

But I like the cut of your jib!

[Betis70]

I swear, my boss is much like Montogomery Burns, it is frightening.

[Betis70]

Here in California, if we had to apologize for all the nimrods we produce ... well, let's just say we'd be here for a long time.