Okay, here's today's totally whacked-out paranoid theory. Maybe, with not releasing his medical records and all, he didn't beat cancer. And knowing this, he plans to accept Hillary as his running mate to ensure that he truly does exit the stage of history just like John F. Kennedy, thus ensuring that he will be immortalized in the names of thousands of middle schools and public works projects.
'scuse me, I gotta go get Vince Flynn on the phone...