To: Diddle E. Squat
"It is a team game. Bush is pitching, Rush is a cackling shortstop, Hewitt does a capable job at 3rd, Steyn flips the double-plays at 2nd, and Hannity is solid at 1st (good guys don't go past 1st base.) Blair is in left, Coulter in right, Medved in center, and Sullivan, well, obviously he's the catcher. Meanwhile O'Reilly is the obnoxious blowhard fan behind home who is constantly bleating that he would be the best all-star in the game, if he would only lower himself to participate, and Savage is getting arrested for throwing beer, batteries, and cussing out little girls."That was GREAT!
80 posted on
05/06/2004 11:35:56 AM PDT by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: cake_crumb; Congressman Billybob
Ain't no left fielder, eh?
194 posted on
05/07/2004 8:42:40 PM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly ... But Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS press corpse lies every day.)
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