Stop! I?ve got a headache! Don?t tell I?ve got 6 more months of this BS!

my fertile mind | 5/6/2004 | me

[Pharmer]

The partisan rants in the media are endless. If you came from another planet, you would think that Bush is the most hated man in America and that masses were storming the gates of the White House to run him out of town on a rail! But, nevertheless, Bush is holding his own, according to the latest parade of endless meaningless polls. And the polls are taken to see if the publics care about the latest rant. Has it been effective or do they have to move to the next one. Which will be followed by another poll taken for the next rant. On and on and on…blah blah blah…

Six more months… Six more months of endless insanity… Six more months that the left will be throwing shrill and (if the pattern holds) vacuous charges at Bush… Six more months for our troops to find out if they have a C in C who stands by them through tick and thin or one who voted to support then before he voted not to support them… And worst of all six more months of Teddy Kennedy (AAAGGHH)!!!!

Lets see… to paraphrase the media, Dan Rather and my liberal colleagues…

Bush didn’t know about 9/11, didn’t know about Al Qaida, thought they were some kind of fly to be swatted!! But, dammit, he should have known about Iraq’s lack of WMD before he cooked up this scheme in Texas to win the election. And worse he’s is covering up the fact that our soldiers are all unemployable rapist and thugs who are sodomizing Iraqi rapist and thugs (and they even carry NRA assault rifles, you know). All so Haliburton can send their evil oil engineers over there to be shot, and hung on bridge trestles!

And He’s sooo stupid!!! I mean the guy prays…with his eyes closed…like he’s really serious!!! Can you believe it? In this day and age? God? Jesus? If that’s not a sign of a limited intellect, I don’t know what is! You just need to listen to him speak. He’s worse that Reagan!

The thing that really gets to me is that he is so arrogant that he won’t admit he’s made a mistake when the media gave him every opportunity to do so in that press conference!

Now that Kerry guy…he’s smart! He’s been in the senate for years… those debating skills must be keen…he’ll kill Bush in the debates! He can grasp the complex; he’s careful and meticulous… thinks of both sides of an issue. Sees merit in both! Takes his time in making decisions, often agonizing over them… just what we need in a commander in chief especially now that we are at war! I just wish he could project it more on TV. Need to find Naomi Wolf to put the alpha male shtick on him! And the ultimate VP pick like… um… John McCain or Sam Nunn!!!

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Jees!! The BS meter is just pegged! I think I have an aneurism…somewhere.

Just to think about these rants… They boggle the mind!

The latest is the “Torture is the jails in Iraq”. My only question for those soldiers is: why wasn’t the juice on in those wires?? These thugs are probably some of the same Ba’athist who raped female POW’s during the first Gulf War. And they were probably laughing at us from under those hoods! They knew that they were in the “white collar county club” of Arab prisons! After all the guy had a box under his feet and not the blades of an industrial shredding machine or a tree chipper like the good old days! But oh, the humiliation! If they don’t like it there lets see if we can send them to a prison more to their custom, say in Iran, Syria or better yet Sudan! Now THEY know how to treat ARAB prisoners!!

This is war, folks. Our soldiers are in harms way. I seem to recall that just recently there was fighting somewhere in Iraq…hmm…Oh yea…Faluja. They seem to have some major gang problems there! No Saturday night specials…those MOFO’s use rocket grenades!!!

But don’t humiliate them…the Arab Street might get mad!!! Umm…Katie? They already are!!!! You got to be pretty goddamn pissed off to strap a bomb to your body and go into a crowded building and push the button! Can I just take a second to remind you (I know you have to get ready to interview George Clooney…He’s HOT… I know!) that it was the Arab street that was doing the “Dance of Joy” as the Twin Towers collapsed, killing 3000? I believe THAT’S WHY WE ARE AT WAR!!!

Help me please!!! T H O R I Z I N E!!!

I’m soo tired of battling these bromides:

“WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER” And annihilation is?

“BUT WHY DO THEY HATE US?” Well let’s think about this! Because we’re NOT Muslim! They don’t hate us because we are Americans following our Jewish Zionist masters to defend the occupation of Palestine. They hate us because we stopped them at the Danube 500 years ago. They hate us because we are the state of modern civilization…not them. They are so backward they truly, in the words of T.H. Lawrence a “silly little people”. Only now they are rich silly little people and are dangerous. They have oil and money, they can buy hit men and thugs to do their dirty work, as they have no real way of raising a modern army with modern fighting skills. And what money they don’t spend on terrorist cowards they spend on buying support from corrupt European politicians and UN bureaucrats.

“CANT WE NEGOTIATE WITH IRAN AND AL QUAIDA” You mean like we did in Vietnam?? You really like that analogy!! And a year later the North reneged on the deal, invaded the South, enslaved the nation and embolden Pol Pot in Cambodia to slaughter half his population? That kind of negotiation?

“WE NEED AN EXIT STRATEGY” Its called VICTORY

Oye vey!! Six more months till the election. Then this will all be settled…maybe…until the impeachment hearings into the witness tampering charge leveled after the civil rights violation trial of one of the Gitmo prisoners after the Supreme Court rule on that one…or something like that.

I need a vacation or a valium, and to see the Republicans get some balls and stop swatting at flies…

[Colosis]

I'd love to help you Pharmer, but this will run and run and run forever. This is by far the biggest setback to the WOT and to the Bush campaign. Just gotta see it through.

[lilmsdangrus]

You said a mouthfull!!! I can hardly get myself to watch the "news" anymore, and just before I read your post, I said to my husband-- these idiots in our OWN country are doing all they can to help the enemies kill our soldiers who are fighting for their right to spew their BS!! I can't help but feel that we will be attacked again, and it will be because of their complicity.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Sorry, but by reason of intelligence and rational thought this is your lot in life. We can do nothing about the free practice of socialist political stupidity except killing the practicing intruders that break into our personal homes looking to share the wealth.

Just trun that anger into creative check writing - send another donation to the conservative of your choice (or, even, somebody that can thwart a raving commie). Volunteer for campaign duties and go do a door-knock or literature drop.

Concrete actions are like steam valves. They give the relief of focus and positive action to the excessive pressures generated by living among fools.

[Conservative Infidel]

Try closer to eight or nine months. If things don't go well for the dem nominee, I fear there will be court challenges that will make Algore look like the rank amateur that he was...

[Tijeras_Slim]

Help me please!!! T H O R I Z I N E!!!

Pleased to be of assistance.

[kinsman redeemer]

That's very phunny.

[dawn53]

I really liked your post, you have a "way with words", LOL.

I just emailed this link to all my friends, so they could read your post.

You were able to express what we're thinking when we watch the media spin on TV.

[Constitution Day]

That's fine, as long as you don't cut into Miss Morford's supply.

[CaptainK]

When I read your title I thought you were in your third month of pregnancy.

[Pharmer]

"I'd love to help you Pharmer, but this will run and run and run forever. This is by far the biggest setback to the WOT and to the Bush campaign. Just gotta see it through."

No it's not. This is a bunch of media hype over a criminal matter. Read my last line...our guys need to fight back in the media and set the public straight. This is an uproar in the media. This kind of crap happens in Leavenworth and San Quentin daily. There was no juice to the wires!

[coder2]

Big thumbs up --- exactly how I feel...

If I hear one more time that GWB didn't apologize on Arab-tv I'm gonna SCREAM !!!

That's all I hear, nothing about what he said, just the fact that he didn't apologize..

Major puke alert...

[Publius6961]

BUMP

[Fierce Allegiance]

Kerry/Nunn - now let's all hope that is the accounting of electoral votes, not just the dem party ticket.

[buffyt]

"If you came from another planet, you would think that Bush is the most hated man in America and that masses were storming the gates of the White House to run him out of town on a rail!"

I have been thinking the SAME thing. I watched some other channels last night - besides Fox News - and they were ALL tearing apart Bush and USA and claiming that the whole world HATES us and it is all Bush's fault.

I keep thinking about the terrorists possibly getting nukes and coming back to attack US.

How many nukes in his/her backyard would it take to ruin a liberal's whole day?????

[buffyt]

</i></i> BUMP

[Hans]

Brace yourself. It has just begun.
By November the Democrats will be in a
blood frenzy. They are just beginning
the final stage of the Vietnam repeat.
Attack the troops.

[DCPatriot]

Man, just reading your screed makes me hyper as all get-out!

;^)

[Pharmer]

"Man, just reading your screed makes me hyper as all get-out!"

Actually I found it quite refreshing to vent the insanity! All I need to know is why my title got scewed up and has "6" where I had apostrophes? What up with that?

[Pharmer]

I mean "?" where there are apostrophes?