I'll send you a 56K modem if you'll change your screen name - just kidding - I've seen your page and for some reason the gals think you're hot? A modem these days is $20 - even 56K is double your 28! Ask and you shall receive but you may have to track down the drivers for it ... ;-)
I have a 56K modem. It is the phone lines in my hotel that suck. I cant get a faster connection on them. Thanks though.
Now, do you know what that page represents, my good man?