Thanks for the alert. I was about to explain to Perlstein about our plan for world dominion beginning in the Middle East, including our plans for re-education centers where we will send all Muslims and Democrats. Leftist journalists are unredeemable, of course, and will be fed to the wild beasts at the Bush compound in Crawford. We know this is God's will because our Neocon masters told us they got it straight from the President's mouth. We further know that we must fully implement the plan quickly because the battle of Armegeddon will be happening shortly in the vicinity of Gaza, after which all us Republican elect will be raised directly to heaven.
Make sure this information doesn't find its way into the hands of anyone who might spill the beans.