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Activism: Send John Kerry a Box of Lucky Charms to Replace the Ribbons/Medals He Threw Away!
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| 4-29-04
| Mich0127
Posted on 04/29/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT by Mich0127
I am sure that many of you out there are aware of the whole Kerry throwing away his ribbons, medals, both, someone elses medals (I think you get what I am saying)controversy. Well, I know that since Kerry is such a great war hero and since he was "forced"(notice the sarcasm) to throw over his medals(last week) or his ribbons (this week), we should do our duty by replacing them. (Keep in mind, we don't know what he will claim he threw when we ask him next week...he might change his mind again!) This is why we all should send a box of Lucky Charms cereal to Mr. Kerry. Not because he cannot afford them, but because his purple hearts, yellow horseshoes, et. al., are basically the equivalent of the tasty marshmellowy treats contained in that box. You can help replace his medals by sending your box of Lucky Charms to: SENATOR JOHN KERRY 304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510
Let him know that you found the "medals" he threw, and you just wanted to return them!
TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerry; ketchupboy; luckycharms; medals; medaltossing; purplehearts
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Ping your lists! Send Kerry his Lucky Charms, so he will once again be united with the medals he was awarded for his service in Vietnam
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:35:06 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
To: MeekOneGOP
Need a Meekabump!
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:35:35 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
(Massachusetts: the land of the pathetic..namely Kerry and Kennedy!)
To: Mich0127
They always after me Lucky Charms.
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:36:12 PM PDT
by
CurlyBill
(Democrats = John Kerry reaching for your back pocket while Barney Frank reaches for the front.)
To: jmstein7; Doctor Raoul
Check this out!
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:36:14 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
(Massachusetts: the land of the pathetic..namely Kerry and Kennedy!)
To: Mich0127
Can I send kerry a bag of Dog doodoo instead?
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:37:04 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: Defender2
Sure...if you can get someone to light it on fire and put it on his doorstep, that would have been better!
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:38:19 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
(Massachusetts: the land of the pathetic..namely Kerry and Kennedy!)
To: Mich0127
:-)
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:39:09 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: Mich0127
Sure...if you can get someone to light it on fire and put it on his doorstep, that would have been better!
Why bring the manservant into this? The poor guy is working for peanuts as it is...
To: Welsh Rabbit
and strawberry jam as well!
How about in front of the door of his SUV, whoops, I mean his FAMILY'S SUV!!!!
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:44:06 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
(Massachusetts: the land of the pathetic..namely Kerry and Kennedy!)
To: Mich0127
As much as I think John Kerry is the proprietor of the Waffle House, I can't see any benefit in mocking his medals. Republicans should be above that. There is so much, much more out there to mock him. I would rather us focus on Kerry's real problem, his record.
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:52:34 PM PDT
by
toupsie
To: Mich0127
Not to rain on anyone's parade . . . but aren't they a little leary of packages arriving at presidential nominees' offices nowadays? Is the Secret Service going to have to test each box of Lucky Charms for anthrax as a matter of protocol?
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:54:40 PM PDT
by
JohnnyZ
(Got some dirt on my shoulder -- could you brush it off for me?)
To: Welsh Rabbit
Yeah, but what if he's has an intolerance to nuts?
Or leery even . . .
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:56:01 PM PDT
by
JohnnyZ
(Got some dirt on my shoulder -- could you brush it off for me?)
To: toupsie
No, normally you don't mock medals. However, F'in Kerry mocked them and all they mean the day he threw them over the fence.
But, yes, we should mock him on other things as well!
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:56:59 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
(Massachusetts: the land of the pathetic..namely Kerry and Kennedy!)
To: Mich0127
I'm with ya brother!..saving my $ for ho chi minh sandals for the convention...What better way to recycle the tires...Dems get to pay for recycling fees!...what they believe
in@...
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:57:14 PM PDT
by
M-cubed
To: JohnnyZ
That's the point!!!!
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:58:09 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
(Massachusetts: the land of the pathetic..namely Kerry and Kennedy!)
To: Mich0127
I forgot about the generous jam allowance...
To: Mich0127
I think your idea is great!!! Then we have to start sending litres and litres of soymilk to his office as well(that's in case Mr Eff'n is lactose intolerant) Soymilk makes great waffles too!!
To: toupsie
same here!..but we get ahead of ourselves sometimes!...
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posted on
04/29/2004 8:59:21 PM PDT
by
M-cubed
To: M-cubed
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posted on
04/29/2004 9:00:01 PM PDT
by
Mich0127
(Massachusetts: the land of the pathetic..namely Kerry and Kennedy!)
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