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TO THE TUNE OF "IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN"
"I don't while away the hours, carousin' with Genni Flowers, at 17th and Main, but I would dance, and be merry, if you'd just vote for John Kerry 'Cuz you Sheep don't have a brain."
"While I'm here, poised an' relaxin' the Sheep I'll be a-taxin', their IRA's I'll drain! Oh, The Right will be steamrolled, with Teresa's cash, I'm bankrolled, 'Cuz the Sheep don't have a brain!"
"Oh, I... can't tell you why... I missed that Senate vote today, The People's Business keeps on while I'm away, But what the heck? It's honest pay!"
"I will not be just a nothin', the ballot box they're stuffin, I too, will feel your pain! But the scam must be workin', 'Cuz they don't see Hillary lurkin', Glad the Sheep don't have a brain!"
(C)2004 by JSR "Old Sarge"
487 posted on 04/29/2004 7:30:02 PM PDT by Old Sarge