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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; StarCMC; Kathy in Alaska; bentfeather; Bethbg79; tomkow6; HiJinx; ...

TO THE TUNE OF "IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN"

"I don't while away the hours,
carousin' with Genni Flowers,
at 17th and Main,
but I would dance, and be merry,
if you'd just vote for John Kerry
'Cuz you Sheep don't have a brain."

"While I'm here, poised an' relaxin'
the Sheep I'll be a-taxin',
their IRA's I'll drain!
Oh, The Right will be steamrolled,
with Teresa's cash, I'm bankrolled,
'Cuz the Sheep don't have a brain!"

"Oh, I... can't tell you why...
I missed that Senate vote today,
The People's Business keeps on while I'm away,
But what the heck?
It's honest pay!"

"I will not be just a nothin',
the ballot box they're stuffin,
I too, will feel your pain!
But the scam must be workin',
'Cuz they don't see Hillary lurkin',
Glad the Sheep don't have a brain!"

(C)2004 by JSR "Old Sarge"

487 posted on 04/29/2004 7:30:02 PM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: Old Sarge
Excellent! LOL
490 posted on 04/29/2004 7:32:10 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: Old Sarge
BRILLANT!
519 posted on 04/29/2004 7:52:34 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Support Our Troops!)
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To: Old Sarge
BTTT!!!!!!
570 posted on 04/30/2004 3:11:37 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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