To: Lando Lincoln
If the nation itself were not permeated with traitors and subversives whose objections would be nearly impossible to overcome, then perhaps we would be able to do the right thing. Michael Moore should share Lord Haw-Haw’s fate: he should be charged with treason, convicted by a jury of his peers, and then taken our and hanged by the neck until he is dead. That can't happen. Engineers have calculated that to hold Moore's weight, a rope would have to have a diameter of 32 feet. So it's not possible.
3 posted on
04/28/2004 7:19:24 AM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
That can't happen. Engineers have calculated that to hold Moore's weight, a rope would have to have a diameter of 32 feet. So it's not possible.Nah. A standard hangman's rope and noose will hold up alright, but it's likely that Jabba the Filmmaker's enormous mass will snap his head clean off. Well, almost clean...
6 posted on
04/28/2004 7:26:09 AM PDT by
AngryJawa
(Thank You Troops!)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Engineers have calculated that to hold Moore's weight, a rope would have to have a diameter of 32 feet. So it's not possible.Arrrgh!!! The secret's out!!! All this subtle work on carbon nanotubes being used for HDTV, semi-conductors has been a sham. It's really for a rope for the rotund one.
21 posted on
04/28/2004 8:59:31 AM PDT by
Hodar
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