Tomorrow !! April 28 Is Saddam's Birthday (RSVP with creative appropriate "gifts")

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 | fight_truth_decay

[fight_truth_decay]

Tomorrow !!

AYS, Iraqi dentist and blogger writes on his blogspot Iraq at a Glance:

"Tomorrow is a great day, yes.. A great day, we have to celebrate, we MUST celebrate, I MUST be happy, all the schools and colleges MUST prepare for this day otherwise......., come on, all Ministries, all the institutes MUST make parties, all the streets MUST be adorned with ornaments and flowers, all the B.....ts MUST hold meetings discussing what they are going to do tomorrow, come on B....ts you MUST get ready to buy tons of cake for the party."

"BUT... wait a minute, I don’t see any preparations!! where are the flatters? where are the presents? What’s going on? The people aren’t afraid ?!! impossible! We used to be ready for this anniversary many weeks ago, Hmmm.. I’m sure there’s something abnormal..."

"Hahaha.. Tomorrow is Saddam’s blessed birthday April 28 !!!!!!!! but he’s not here, so come on Iraqis, don’t be rude, let’s get there at his new house and throw a piece of cake in his jail !!"

"Thank God, we don’t have to pretend anymore, we are not afraid, tomorrow is an ordinary day, we have many channels to watch, we won’t be watching at Saddam’s channel anymore, we are not afraid from that decree that Saddam used to state on his birthday after he finishes many bottles of Whisky : ‘Let all the prisoners get out, this is a noble deed from the president, but don’t steal and kill.. OK.. ? come on ..feel free to roam in your country’ ! That’s why the criminals love him.!"

"Thank God, Saddam has gone forever, I hope someday we Iraqis, Americans, British and all the brave people who liberated us make parties and celebrate, cooperate and live in peace and build a prosperous world for our children and for us... "

[fight_truth_decay]

Apr. 28, 1937 Saddam Hussein was born in the village of al-Oja near desert town of Tikrit, north of Baghdad. On Saddam's 66th birthday, Saddam was given a giant pink birthday cake in his hometown of Tikrit and a golden statue of the 12th-century warrior prince Saladdin.

How should we make sure Saddam remembers his 67th birthday? Devise creative "gifts" that you would deem appropriate.

[mewzilla]

[Poohbah]

I vote for serenading him with the Barney theme for the entire day.

[Poohbah]

(Bill and Ted mode)

"Iron Maiden? EX-CELL-ENT!"

[Mark]

I wonder where we could pick up some DISCARDED Vietnam war medals?

[ErnBatavia]

How about some nice macrame?

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Soap-on-a-rope?

[AmericaUnited]

A super-size de-licing refill.

[mewzilla]

LOL. Some things never go out of style.

[Riley]

Thankfully, I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

[fight_truth_decay]

A gift certificate for one hair cut from John F. Kerry. Value $1000.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Too bad they didn't stuff Saddam into the phone booth. Just as well, he would have been big trouble at the mall... they would have never been able to pry him out of Spencer's.

[Free Vulcan]

A case of lard...in the event that he may want to cook himself some breakfast of course, hehe.

[mewzilla]

Or maybe a wood chipper...

[clintonh8r]

I'll be glad to "make" him a gift as soon as I can get a private moment in the loo....

[Yaelle]

He likes ankle bracelets, doesn't he? I'll attach a pretty note that says Best when worn while upside down! Love, Iraq

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

how about a nice framed picture of a U.S. soldier taking a dump in one of his palaces gold toilets

[SF Republican]

I vote for serenading him with the Barney theme for the entire day. Barney Frank maybe

[Militiaman7]

21 Gun (Firing Squad) Salute

[Terry Mross]

Today's my birthday! Hey, another bull headed Taurus!