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"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

"Hey Quidam!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")

Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time?
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.

El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!!
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATS Hell!!

(guitar pickin')

Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!

Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me...
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!

(mo' guitar pickin')

Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.