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Humor Break

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary
Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation In daily
use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings:

*The stamp was in perfect order.

*There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

*People were spitting on the wrong side.
617 posted on 04/28/2004 1:52:13 PM PDT by DAVEY CROCKETT (Let your adversary talk. When he has finished, let him talk some more.)
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To: DAVEY CROCKETT
LOL!
624 posted on 04/28/2004 2:06:02 PM PDT by Velveeta
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To: DAVEY CROCKETT
Oh, major excellent ;)
822 posted on 04/29/2004 3:20:42 AM PDT by JustPiper (Look for the dream that keeps coming back - It is your destiny)
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To: DAVEY CROCKETT
Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.

823 posted on 04/29/2004 3:23:08 AM PDT by JustPiper (Look for the dream that keeps coming back - It is your destiny)
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