Wow. I've stayed at some pretty nice places from time to time but never paid anything close to those prices! I'm with you; don't think I'll be visiting the Greenbrier any time soon.
When we moved to our current location various friends would come visit for a few days at a time and nicknamed our place "Lava Cave Resort Ranch". We are out in the woods, it's very quiet and we have lava caves you can go through. Considering the Greenbrier prices I think I should turn it into a B & B and make some money on the side!