To: 2banana
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, 'Well That About Wraps It Up for God.'
12 posted on
04/26/2004 7:22:04 AM PDT by
Lunatic Fringe
(John F-ing Kerry??? NO... F-ING... WAY!!!)
To: Lunatic Fringe
How about we just paint it pink and slap a Somebody Else's Problem Field on it...
19 posted on
04/26/2004 7:31:16 AM PDT by
bondjamesbond
(Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown)
To: Lunatic Fringe
gotta love dougie adams!
31 posted on
04/26/2004 8:21:35 AM PDT by
Cronos
(W2K4!)
To: Lunatic Fringe
Hope you have your towel...
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