UNITED NATIONS SCANDAL - Expect to Get Hosed If You Play With ho's

New York Post ^ | April 22, 2004 | Steve Dunleavy

[Lancey Howard]

April 22, 2004 -- HAD she ever named names, multizillion-dollar divorce cases would have been filed on every continent except, perhaps, Antarctica. Her name was Xaviera Hollander, a Dutch national, and she will be forever known as the "Happy Hooker."

[Lancey Howard]

"The biggest heist in history, and we're amazed?"

In fact, the lack of amazement (or even surprise) about "the biggest heist in history" is what I find a little troubling. Troubling, but understandable - - everybody KNOWS the UN is nothing but a corrupt, decadent playpen for foreign scumbags and their brood.

[kimosabe31]

The biggest heist in history, and we're amazed?

I'm not amazed. I never believed otherwise.

[Howlin]

By all means, let's turn Iraq over to this bunch.

[Mr.Atos]

When Kerry suggested, as President, he would return to the UN, basically, on his hands and knees, dare we assume now what that meant?

Evict the pigs!

[Lancey Howard]

(( ping ))

[clee1]

Never wrestle with pigs: you both get muddy, and the pig likes it.

[GeronL]

BUMP

[Lancey Howard]

Yeah, Johnny Gigolo can relate to these spoiled pigs who live lifestyles of the rich and famous but never worked an honest day in their stinking lives. Guess where all the money really comes from? That's right - - United States taxpayers.

[kcvl]

The Happy Hooker's Official Website

Xaviera Hollander - The woman behind the Myth

In every era, there are just a tiny handful of individuals who change the way we think or act. Xaviera Hollander did not invent sex: she was one of the leading spirits who brought it out of the closet. Her first book, The Happy Hooker, published as long ago as 1971, has sold more than 16 million copies and is still intriguing new readers by its humor, its zest for life and above all for its downright honesty: it remains a landmark in the struggle for sexual freedom and for freedom of expression. What sort of woman could become the most influential "madam" in New York, such an apparent threat to the establishment that after being persecuted by the Knapp Commission, set up to investigate malpractice and corruption, she was "invited" to quit the United States?Ironically, her earliest years were spent in captivity, a Japanese prison camp in Indonesia where her father, a psychiatrist, was head of a hospital.

[Lancey Howard]

I read this yesterday at lunch (I pick up the NY Post every day - great paper) and was surprised to see nobody had posted it. Do you know if there is a United Nations "ping" list?

[Lancey Howard]

"At one stage, she bicycled around town on her lunch hour to service some of the United Nations' distinguished diplomats."

Wonder how many she did in an hour?

[kcvl]

I don't know but she does recipes too. lol! Plus there are many pictures of her 60th. birthday party. What a "woman".

http://www.xavierahollander.com/hclijst.htm

[Howlin]

I think there is one, but I can't remember who has it!

Maybe backhoe knows!

[DoughtyOne]

[kcvl]

Check out Miss X's guestbook. Boy, did I get "educated". lol!

[Lancey Howard]

(( ping ))

[EGPWS]

Her playground and personal piggy bank was the United Nations,...

Well, can't fault her for her business savvy,at least any more than one can fault the heads of nations which are members of the UN.

After all, when in Rome, do as the Romans do!

[EGPWS]

That's right - - United States taxpayers.

Gee, now thats a "thoughtful dish" that can lead one to "Jenny Craig"!

[pt17]

Now we all know that the UN is corrupt and has been for quite some time but how about the author of this article, Steve Dunleavy. Is he still regarded as the Keith Richards of tabloid journalism who would "f**k anyone for a story"?