Kerry has shrapnel in left thigh from Vietnam War injury

AP ^ | 4/24/4 | NEDRA PICKLER, Associated Press Writer

[SF Republican]

John Kerry has a piece of shrapnel in his left thigh from an injury he suffered in the Vietnam War, his doctor said Friday during a review of 36 pages of the Democratic presidential candidate's military medical records.

[Dante3]

Meehan's behavior made me even more suspicious. STD? Injuries from a fight with a hooker? Something else more serious?

[rs79bm]

This is the same Kerry who told a reporter straight-faced that he does not or has never owned an SUV in his life. It's also the same Kerry who speaks French as a first language and English as a distant second.

[Jaxter]

"..and a minor urinary tract infection during his four years in the Navy."

Enlisted men called it 'the clap'.

[concerned about politics]

Does this sound believable?

No. He likes to ski, even if it is just the kiddy slope.

[adam_az]

"Wonder what that report cost Kerry?"

Or Heinz-Kerry?

Only her tax preparer knows for sure!

[expatpat]

...or his STD.

[ride the whirlwind]

Kerry has shrapnel between his ears!

Well now, that would explain a lot!

[johnfrink]

"I didn't fall, the S.O.B. aggravated this shrapnel in my thigh when he knocked me over."

[johnb838]

Meehan's such a jerk.

[SF Republican]

"..and a minor urinary tract infection during his four years in the Navy." That is going to make Ta Ray Za fill all tingly inside

[Wolverine]

HAR HAR

[SF Republican]

make that feel

[TheBigB]

"Hey GI, you got money?"

[johnb838]

and a minor urinary tract infection during his four years in the Navy.

Nothing a little shot of penicillin won't clear up, now stay out of the bars for a week?

[small voice in the wilderness]

Shrapnel, my a**. Poked his leg with a #2 pencil while writing his memoirs. But, I'll give him maybe ONE wound: I'm convinced the only wound he MAY have received was a blister on his lip from the roach clip getting too hot. Show us the uniform, kerry, so we may see the seed holes, NOT bullet holes, inflicted on your sorry a**.

[concerned about politics]

And what about Kerry claiming he was the Skipper on #94 when it came under fierce fire in Jan. 1969, when it was ACTUALLY ED PECK...not John Kerry!!

Yep.

[Wolverine]

"Hey GI, you got money?"

 

"You got ration card?"

"Hey GI, you got money?"

"You got ration card?"

[Bob]

Enlisted men called it 'the clap'.

So did the corpsmen when they were dealing with us enlisted men. Officers always got urinary tract infections, never the clap.

[DallasMike]

Two people need to dress up as giant hands at every Kerry event, repeatedly run into each other, and call themselves the "Kerry Klap."