FReeper Canteen ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ Friday, APRIL 23, 2004

Beachn4fun, my "VOICES", "kitty-katz", Linda, the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

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One thing I believe...

"Our dead do not wish to hear the cryings of women...let ue instead exhult and celebrate their Heroic lives!"

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Hey Beth!
Sorry to respond so late...
Glad you liked the pictures...
Ms.B

[StarCMC]

I agree -- the crying, it seems, is for those of us left behind and the lives we must go on with. The heroes are better off where they are! HUGS!!

[Fawnn]

MS.BEHAVIN!!! #1100!!!

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See my post #815. Warriors have a special place to go to, which suits them.

[Kathy in Alaska]

You know, patience is a virtue. LOL!!

Jimmy Buffet ~ A Pirate Looks at 40

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I'd give you HUGS back, But I'm reserved for Mrs. Cut's alone, when I get back Home. How about "warm thoughts"?

[StarCMC]

I read that -- beautiful -- and fitting.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Well, how about dat??!!
LOL
Thanks!
Ms.B

[StarCMC]

That'll work! :o)

[Fawnn]

You're welcome. ;)

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Please forgive me Fawnn..
I just noticed the George W. Bush stuff on the yoo hoo!
I love it!!!
Thanks again!
Ms.B

[Fawnn]

I love your pictures of "W," too! ;)

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Glad you enjoyed them!
What a great day!
;o)
Ms.B

[StarCMC]

Subject: A Smart Dog...

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says... "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH B.S.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Are you still here? I finally got One Particular Harbor.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL!!!
Cute!
Ms.B

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Cool. But it's my last one tonight. I'm on me last legs, so to speak.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected.

"Sorry,” replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan rescues Friend from Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Houston Rockets fan, and I really like George W. Bush," the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little Conservative B*****d Kills Beloved Family Pet."

LOL!! Gotta love the Media!
Ms.B

[StarCMC]

OK - outta here - we're stoppin' for the night! HUGS!!