Kerry Say 'Family' Owns SUV, Not He

The Guardian (UK) ^ | 4-23-2004

[Guillermo]

I'm sure the utilities run at full blast 24/7 in the mansions they visit a couple of times per year...

[Paul Atreides]

I've always been convinced that Lefties want people out of their cars and onto bikes and busses so they themselves won't have to deal with traffic.

I read a sentence once, from one of the Dune books, I think, that goes: A WALKING POPULATION IS EASIER TO CONTROL.

[RedwM]

I'll bet he has one hell of a fuel bill, I mean with 5 mansions and all. He probably wastes more energy than a hundred families.
I'd love to hear somebody ask him some questions about that.

[Paul Atreides]

Also, how does he get to all of those five homes? Surely, he takes the mode of transportation, favored by the rabble: commercial airlines.

[socal_parrot]

``I want cars to be made in Michigan, made in America, made'' by the United Auto Workers, Kerry said.

Well, the two cars he claims he owns are built in Canada. At least his "family's" SUV has a chance to be built in the USA. It is built here and in Mexico.

[hellinahandcart]

God, he looks like such a dork on that thing...

[Spotsy]

Big fuel burning pig. Kerry and Terry are warming up the poles all by themselves with those 5 mansions, umpteen cars, private jet and of course the Yaaaaaacht.

Has anyone thought about how much it would cost for the Secret Service to install all of their security apparatus in FIVE mansions?

Previous presidents have gotten flak for having TWO homes outfitted at taxpayer expense.

[TomGuy]

I find it difficult to believe that government documents don't have dates on them.

I looked at one of the PDF's and it had no [issued] date.

[Endeavor]

you'll never believe this!

[Paul Atreides]

I wonder if those foreign leaders, so eager to get him in the White House, will look favorably on his xenophobic attitude. I thought this was supposed to be the big European-lover.

[yonif]

"I owned a SUV before I said I didn't own it"

[Renegade]

Just bought a new Xterra( Nissan) .First alien car I've had in 25 years . Great price and seems to outride the American competition and MORE room ..

[henbane]

What about his guzzling hog?

And this petro-swigging monster--the Scaramouche?

[ADSUM]

Check the banks to see whether he mortgaged his half of the "SUV" for his campaign.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

To lose Kerry now and have H. Clinton step in would not be good.

Why? I think it would be excellent. There is no way on earth that Hitlery will win. She will unite Republicans unlike any super-glue out there. She will go down in flames. That leaves 2006 when her senate seat is up, and if she decides to run again, she will lose that race, too.

Now march onto 2008. What do we have on the horizon? Hitlery? But she lost in 2004 and 2006, she's f*ckin' usless. Who'd want to back that bitch? Not even the more die-hard hold-your-nose-but-vote-Democrat voters out there. She's worth 12% nationwide. Tops.

Its a different world world now. 9/11 changed everything. And it was because of her husband and herself that 9/11 happened. We know it and they don't want us to.

[Thor_Hammar]

Let me see. John's family really consists of him, Teresa Heinz a/k/a Teresa Heinz Kerry, and the Heinz foundations monies. He uses the car but doesn't own it. So, John, who owns it -- Teresa or one of the Heinz foundations? In either case, you have earned the name my neighbors here in Massghanistan call you -- Gigolo John.

[Endeavor]

Do they own that Hinckley 42? For real?

[Finalapproach29er]

This one is a keeper.

Akin to Gore and his singing the "Union Song" as a child even though it wasn't invented till his adulthood.

[SpyGuy]

"I bought the SUV before I didn't buy the SUV."

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Yep, they own it. I think it's called Scaramouche.