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On the plus side, remember that commercial about DHT - Di-Hydrogen-Testosterone - buildup being the cause of MPB - male pattern baldness? (Sorry, this BIL thing has me in acronym mode now) Perhaps you all have burned off whatever DHT residue there was along with the top few layers of skin and he will grow hair like there is no tomorrow! Use this to give hope if he looks suicidal!!!

BTW, when you were anointing his head with the various potions, did anyone say "ana-cana-panican"? You all sound like a 3-stooges crowd.

Finally, if for some strange reason there IS renewed hair growth, try conning another friend with MPB to come on another trip so you can apply the cure! Make him rent the cabin and supply the beer.

We've been discussing ways to exploit his misery for financial gain for hours now. The hair growth thing is a great idea. One of the guys just mentioned that grass grows back like a welfare Dad on a Viagra feedbag if you burn it to a crisp. Essentially, we burnt his head to a crisp so we'll see what happens. Of course if his hair does grow back in force we won't know exactly what did it. We couldn't risk skipping a step, so we'd have to convince people to pay us to get drunk, smear 3/4 a jar of peanut butter into their hair, and then chase them around and dump a series of dangerous chemicals on their head for several hours. Hell, it could work. Now all we have to do is establish a reasonable fee and wait for his hair to grow in.