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4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
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He could try throwing a dictionary on its tail and putting it in the bathtub.
361
posted on
04/21/2004 8:36:39 PM PDT
by
alnick
(Mrs. Heinz-Kerry's husband wants teh-rayz-ah your taxes.)
To: Jaysun
mark to come back for the pictures...
To: Jaysun; rintense; mystery-ak
Like I said earlier, we were the evening entertainment.
363
posted on
04/21/2004 8:37:37 PM PDT
by
notpoliticallycorewrecked
(In honor of Cesear, Eagle Scout, Marine private WIA Fallujah Iraq on 4-13-04)
To: Jaysun
*LOL*
Please create a ping list... and add me to it!
To: Jaysun
after reading there will be pics to follow I have to bump for later!
To: Jaysun
We're not going to have to wait until you're done your trip to see the pictures, are we? Come on. Send someone down to the local one hour shop. Maybe we can figure out the original substance from the pictures.
To: Jaysun
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! GAWD, I haven't laughed this hard in so long! We've been needing some great laughs.
Heeeeeeeeeee!
Prairie
367
posted on
04/21/2004 8:38:39 PM PDT
by
prairiebreeze
(Gorelick, Ben-Veniste, Kerrey, Roemer. All proud, card-carrying members of "America's Fifth Column".)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
368
posted on
04/21/2004 8:38:44 PM PDT
by
Shooter 2.5
(Vote a Straight Republican Ballot. Rid the country of dems.)
To: Jaysun
You're pulling our legs big-time, aren't you?
To: abner
Tomatoe juice is for
skunk spray...if you want to get peanut butter out of the hair your going to have to load him up with baby powder, foot powder baking soda or something along those lines..rub it in real good through the strands...then try to comb as much out as possible...wait a few minutes and then the work begins.
Wash with dish soap first
Then rinse well with very warm water.
towel dry and then condition it...towel dry again.
repeat the washing with dish soap two more times and a final conditioner...At that point if he has any hair left, break out the scissors and shaver...Don't forget to finish off with a little baby oil to shine the scalp.
be sure you give him a few beers to keep him calm..Tell him he looks wonderful bald:) When you bring him back to his wife...run fast!
370
posted on
04/21/2004 8:39:08 PM PDT
by
hope
(How far will your passion take you?)
To: Jaysun
Liquid Pre-Shave lotion often works well to disolve various substances. Seriously.
371
posted on
04/21/2004 8:40:34 PM PDT
by
jigsaw
(God Bless FreeRepublic.)
To: Jaysun
Ok, so who really put whatever in this poor saps hair? With your 'steps' to remedy, I'm beginning to think you guys set him up. You may have been too intoxicated to remember though!
I can't wait to see the photos. . . . . ..
372
posted on
04/21/2004 8:41:41 PM PDT
by
abner
(FREE THE MIRANDA MEMOS! http://www.intelmemo.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
To: Libertina; LurkerNoMore!
I'll find a penumbra in the Constitution against blonde chicks yet.
To: Jaysun
Meanwhile, the best way that I can describe the guy is this: Imagine if Don King and Lyle Lovett had a kid that just spent 2 weeks swimming through an oil slick. He looks like hell.You're scaring me....LOL
To: hellinahandcart
This is too weird to be fake!
375
posted on
04/21/2004 8:45:45 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: Jaysun
...swimming through an oil slick...Speaking of slick, if that is where he got it from he is in BIG trouble. Unless of course you don't find out.
:<)
376
posted on
04/21/2004 8:45:45 PM PDT
by
Syncro
To: eastforker; abner; Nita Nupress; hellinahandcart
Here's a nice pic of a classy green eyed blonde that I know personally.
377
posted on
04/21/2004 8:46:22 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just here to Mosh!)
To: WKB; onyx; wardaddy; bourbon; Magnolia; Yudan
You do NOT want to miss this thread! ;o)
378
posted on
04/21/2004 8:49:46 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
To: CholeraJoe
Amazing close resemblance IIRC.
379
posted on
04/21/2004 8:51:54 PM PDT
by
eastforker
(The color of justice is green,just ask Johny Cochran!)
To: Jaysun
Holy crap. And I thought Marines have done some weird stuff.
Seriously though, after what you've already tried, I'd be worried about him combusting. One spark and you'll take out a quarter mile.
380
posted on
04/21/2004 8:52:18 PM PDT
by
scarface367
(On the advice of my lawyer, this tagline has no comment)
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