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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Off the net - for your pleasure:

An East Coast Ivy League atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by, all the time taunting God, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." As the last minute approached he smugly smiled. A young U.S. Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force on the chin, sending him flying from his platform and crashing to the floor. The professor struggled up, badly shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you! Why did you do that?" The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent The Marines."

59 posted on 04/21/2004 10:10:30 PM PDT by GOPJ (NFL Owners: Grown men don't watch hollywood peep shows with wives and children.)
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To: GOPJ
Good one!
62 posted on 04/21/2004 11:15:07 PM PDT by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: GOPJ

...FRegards


63 posted on 04/21/2004 11:30:40 PM PDT by gonzo (http://www.freerepublic.com/images/demo.gif)
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To: GOPJ
Great story. This is what we have to do. TAKE IT TO 'EM.
80 posted on 04/22/2004 4:51:17 AM PDT by jslade (<IPeople who are easily offended, OFFEND ME!)
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