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Fox News. Not Here Yet, But Already Hilarious (Just gobs and gobs of Canadian moral superiority!)
The Globe and Mail ^ | April 21, 2004 | John Doyle

Posted on 04/21/2004 12:01:51 PM PDT by quidnunc

I've never been called "a douche-nozzle" before. At least, not that I know about anyway. The insult came from one supporter of the Fox News Channel.

But then I don't think The Globe and Mail has ever been called "the far-left Toronto Globe and Mail" before. That's what this great newspaper was called by Bill O'Reilly on the Fox News Channel on Monday night.

Reacting to my column, which cheerfully suggested that the proposal to bring the Fox News Channel to Canada should be acted upon promptly, so that we can all take a look, and get a laugh, O'Reilly gave us a Fox-style whacking. In his segment The Most Ridiculous Item of the Day, he quoted from my column (which called him "pompous"), dismissed The Globe as a lefty outfit and said, "Hey you pinheads up there, I may be pompous, but at least I'm honest."

Right. But the very idea that The Globe and Mail is "far left" only proves my point that the Fox News Channel is the most hilarious thing on American TV since Seinfeld. When we get to see it, we'll decide if, like Seinfeld, it's about nothing.

Spurred by O'Reilly's remarks, dozens of Fox News viewers wrote to me. Remember now that I only suggested that Fox News be available to us — not only as a vital window on the United States, but as an outright tonic. Before the channel has even appeared, I can tell you I was in stitches reading the voluminous response from Fox News supporters in the U.S. By Monday evening, I was so paralytic with laughter I had to call off the writing of yesterday's column. I was incapacitated with the hilarity.

Me, I find it quite bracing to be so reviled and it's very encouraging to know that mere newspaper coverage of a TV news channel can make some people so very angry.

The people who support Fox News must be the most uncivil and foul-mouthed creatures on the planet. This is an informed opinion. They'd give English soccer hooligans a run for their money.

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1 posted on 04/21/2004 12:01:53 PM PDT by quidnunc
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To: quidnunc
I've never been called "a douche-nozzle" before.

From now on, I’ll never call him anything but.

2 posted on 04/21/2004 12:03:13 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: quidnunc
When will liberal pinheads realize that O'Reilly is an opinion show? Not the official opinion of Fox News???
3 posted on 04/21/2004 12:03:50 PM PDT by smith288 (Who would terrorists want for president? 60% say Kerry 25% say Bush... Who would you vote for?)
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To: quidnunc
dozens of Fox News viewers wrote to me

I can tell you I was in stitches reading the voluminous response from Fox News supporters in the U.S.

Dozens is "voluminous"? Says something about how much mail he normally gets.

4 posted on 04/21/2004 12:04:39 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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To: quidnunc
Hmmm. I seem to remember CNN making fun of FOX too, a long time ago.
5 posted on 04/21/2004 12:05:26 PM PDT by I still care
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To: dead
The Glib and Mail considers itself "Canada's National newspaper" but as with most Canadian "national" stuff it's Toronto-centered (because that's the most important part of Canada, you know!).

And it is a left-leaning rag, which I'm sure will surprise no one.

Cheers!
Jim
6 posted on 04/21/2004 12:05:42 PM PDT by gymbeau (Alberta; the 51st State!)
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To: quidnunc
I was so paralytic with laughter (sic)

Uh..Mr. Canadian writer I believe you meant to say "paralyzed." If you were "paralytic with laughter" it would imply that you were inducing paralysis on others around you, or that you had the propensity to do so.

7 posted on 04/21/2004 12:07:00 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan
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To: gymbeau
And it is a left-leaning rag, which I'm sure will surprise no one.

I know it is. If I recall correctly, Margaret Wente is their sole conservative writer. But I guess douche-nozzle thinks her lonely presence absolves the paper from the accusation.

8 posted on 04/21/2004 12:07:33 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: quidnunc
this great newspaper

... if he doesn't say so himself

His feigned laughter conceals the fact that this socialist is worried. FNN has the highest share of any US news network.

FNN's entry into Canada would be akin to a reprise of the Passion's success.

"this great newspaper" ... in their dreams (and I know)

9 posted on 04/21/2004 12:09:24 PM PDT by Praxeologue
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To: quidnunc
Well...I hate to agree with such an obvious douche nozzle, but O'Reilly is a pompous jerk. I guess Mr. Nozzle thinks that his show airs 24 hours a day on Fox News.
10 posted on 04/21/2004 12:10:34 PM PDT by Frunabulax ("If the truth will kill them, let them die.")
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To: quidnunc
It would be a mistake to judge FNC by O'Reilly's increasingly lame show alone. Brit Hume's "Special Report," Neil Cavuto's "Your World," and John Gibson's "Big Story" are all considerably better. .....and more representative.
11 posted on 04/21/2004 12:12:12 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: quidnunc
They'd give English soccer hooligans a run for their money.

Can I have that printed on a T-Shirt?

12 posted on 04/21/2004 12:14:48 PM PDT by theDentist (JOHN KERRY never saw a TAX he would not HIKE !)
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To: quidnunc
He has a point - the Mope & Wail isn't 'far-left'.

It's sort of a muddied 'middle-left' with a couple of outliers.

The rest of their writers are 'out-liars'.
13 posted on 04/21/2004 12:15:08 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: dead
"douche-nozzle" is this season's "Clymer".
14 posted on 04/21/2004 12:15:47 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Uday and Qusay are ead-day)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
The author of that article must be a French-Canadian because he obviously doesn't have a firm grasp of the English language.

15 posted on 04/21/2004 12:16:58 PM PDT by FredWolfe
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To: quidnunc
Touche! Anybody can tell that this douche-nozzle is seething with anger!
16 posted on 04/21/2004 12:17:04 PM PDT by Diogenes
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To: dead
dead wrote: I know it is. If I recall correctly, Margaret Wente is their sole conservative writer.

Christie Blatchford now writes for The Globe and Mail, and John Ibbitson seems basically conservative to me.

17 posted on 04/21/2004 12:17:34 PM PDT by quidnunc (Omnis Gaul delenda est)
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To: quidnunc
The people who support Fox News must be the most uncivil and foul-mouthed creatures on the planet. This is an informed opinion. They'd give English soccer hooligans a run for their money.

Kudos to the author for telling me his opinion is informed, because there is nothing else in the article that would have given me that impression.

18 posted on 04/21/2004 12:17:56 PM PDT by Imal (Whatever kills you doesn't make you stronger.)
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To: Imal
Awwww, Canada!!
19 posted on 04/21/2004 12:18:38 PM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
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To: Phantom Lord
Dozens is "voluminous"? Says something about how much mail he normally gets.

Ha! Good point.

I tell ya, it's hard not to like FOX given the way it galls the liberals. And you have to chuckle a little at the liberals' new concern over the "big media conglomerates". Now that FOX is on the scene and kicking tail in the ratings, suddenly this is a big problem.

20 posted on 04/21/2004 12:22:11 PM PDT by Yardstick
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