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NRA: No Reason Allowed
phxnews.com ^ | Tuesday April 20, 2004 | Paul F. Heller

Posted on 04/21/2004 11:24:52 AM PDT by beaureguard

There is a reason I am not a member of the National Rifle Association. It's not that I dislike firearms - quite the opposite is true, actually. The loaded musket next to my bed is a decent enough testament to that. It's not that I dislike hunting, either; I've spent many an hour killing, dragging, gutting, skinning, processing and eating animals in my day. I agree that there are few deterrents to crime more potent than the Second Amendment, and I can cite many examples where gun ownership may have saved someone's life from a criminal attack. Heck, I even like Charlton Heston.

So where do we differ? It's quite simple: Politics. The NRA is organized, operated and staffed by a bunch of Republican nitwits, starting with its titular head, Wayne LaPierre. He may be the only person on Earth with a "French-sounding" name whose jackboots would be licked by fawning conservatives, who would no doubt wait in line to do so. The NRA and the GOP have been engaged for so long in a lustful and symbiotic affair that all lines have been blurred when it comes to America's heritage relative to weapons of mass production.

Last Saturday, at the NRA's 133rd annual convention (held in Pittsburgh), the oily Dick Cheney was presented with a vintage flintlock rifle, courtesy of LaPierre and his ultra-partisan cohorts. The vice president took the occasion to lash out senselessly at Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, saying the Massachusetts Senator's "approach to the Second Amendment has been to regulate, regulate, and then regulate some more."

From an outsider's scope, it seems that John Kerry probably knows a hell of a lot more about guns than Dick Cheney ever wanted to know. It was Kerry, after all, who picked up an M16 and went off to fight for his country. Cheney had the opportunity to do the same thing, and avoided military service with all his might (as did Karl Rove, who manages the re-election campaign for Cheney and his professional dummy, George W. Bush). So when it comes to "regulating" the sort of military-style weapons that are currently banned in this country - stemming from a mass murder at a schoolyard in, of all places, Texas - Kerry might know a thing or two about how they work.

This is another arena in which politics divides Americans, a fundamental point on which we should all be able to agree. Our Constitution grants us the right to bear arms, in accordance with the traditions that drove the British from our shores in the first place. Yet it is the Republican Party today which most resembles the Redcoats of yore, what with the Patriot Act forcibly violating our Fourth Amendment rights every day at airport terminals all across the United States, and with the imprisonment of Jose Padilla lighting fuses under the Fifth and Sixth Amendments.

As sporadic as those Constitutional violations may seem to conservatives (who refuse to heed the advice of Ben Franklin, that those who choose security over liberty deserve neither), it is their very behavior toward their fellow Americans that will forever keep me at odds with the NRA. Need an example? Of course you do. From the Associated Press's coverage of the convention:

Earlier in the day, Tom Mauser, whose son, Daniel, was killed with an assault weapon in the Columbine High School killings five years ago, tried to enter the convention hall, seeking to urge Cheney to support extending the assault weapons ban... Mauser was turned away by a security guard as several conventioneers applauded. A couple of conventioneers yelled, "Get a life" and "Vote for Bush."

While he's likely no more worried than I am about Bush's chances for re-election, I'm confident that Tom Mauser would desperately like to "get a life" - or rather, to get one back. He was probably thinking about the life of his son, whose murder was a direct result of someone having unfettered access to a Tech 9 semi-automatic pistol, which found its way into the hands of a pair of seriously deranged teenagers, who killed and wounded scores of innocent youths in Littleton, Colorado.

The NRA, naturally, was principled enough to hold one of their little conventions in Denver just a few dozen hours after all the blood had been mopped up. I'm sure there are a good many NRA members who were horrified by the disgusting, asinine catcalls hurled toward a man who had lost his child to gun violence.

Still, there's no point in talking sense to some people about this issue. Some people simply do not have the capability to listen, or to reason, or to think. It surely must be a coincidence that they all happen to be registered Republicans.


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1 posted on 04/21/2004 11:24:53 AM PDT by beaureguard
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To: beaureguard
Where's the frig'n BARF ALERT?
2 posted on 04/21/2004 11:27:31 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
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To: *bang_list
A-yep, we don't bend over backwards to kiss the useful idiot's arses whenever they snap their fingers, so *bingo!*, we're all Nazis.

Uh-huh.

Click the Gadsden flag for pro-gun resources!

3 posted on 04/21/2004 11:29:11 AM PDT by Joe Brower (The Constitution defines Conservatism.)
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To: beaureguard
Will every has-been mighty hunter go somehwere and slit his throat? Could you all do us this favor?
4 posted on 04/21/2004 11:29:16 AM PDT by vandykelastone (I'm so glad Goober Pyle is the Governor of New Mexico, aren't you?)
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To: beaureguard
Yuck! This guy overdosed me on venom within his second paragraph. Republican nitwits? Jackboot licking? The oily Dick Cheney?

Bleah.

Musket by his bed my ass.
5 posted on 04/21/2004 11:31:08 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (I am HairOfTheDog and I approved this message.)
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To: beaureguard
A loaded musket next to his bed? This guy is really living in the past.
6 posted on 04/21/2004 11:31:23 AM PDT by stevio (We've got a new Christian!)
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To: beaureguard
He was probably thinking about the life of his son, whose murder was a direct result of someone having unfettered access to a Tech 9 semi-automatic pistol

Yeah, if only those psychos hadn't had access to a Tech 9, then they would have been deterred from ever doing anything bad to anyone. [/sarcasm]

7 posted on 04/21/2004 11:32:11 AM PDT by Numbers Guy
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To: beaureguard
That first paragraph is classic talk-radio seminar caller. Introduce yourself as a rock solid conservative before you proceeed to spew liberal talking points.
8 posted on 04/21/2004 11:33:11 AM PDT by azcap
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To: Puppage
Bizarre split between the 1st paragraph (obligatory "I like guns") thing and the childish namecalling that follows.
9 posted on 04/21/2004 11:35:44 AM PDT by Monty22
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To: beaureguard
"So when it comes to "regulating" the sort of military-style weapons that are currently banned in this country - stemming from a mass murder at a schoolyard in, of all places, Texas "

Oh, can anyone please tell me what he's talking about here?
10 posted on 04/21/2004 11:37:02 AM PDT by Monty22
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To: beaureguard
There are such people around ~ they prize THEIR OWN right to keep and bear arms but they don't want anybody else to be armed.

Several members of the Senate are in this category.

11 posted on 04/21/2004 11:37:54 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: beaureguard
The NRA, naturally, was principled enough to hold one of their little conventions in Denver just a few dozen hours after all the blood had been mopped up.

Stating one little truth, while not stating the rest of the important facts surrounding that truth, is the same thing as a lie in my book.

12 posted on 04/21/2004 11:38:15 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: Monty22
...and the childish namecalling that follows

Yeah, that hit me like a ton of bricks, too.

13 posted on 04/21/2004 11:38:51 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
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To: beaureguard
So when it comes to "regulating" the sort of military-style weapons that are currently banned in this country - stemming from a mass murder at a schoolyard in, of all places, Texas - Kerry might know a thing or two about how they work.

This idiot doesn't know what he's talking about. The banning of "military-style" weapons didn't stem from any schoolyard mass murder in Texas. He may be thinking about the one at a daycare center in California.

As for the author's ludicrous assertion that Kerry's extensive 4-month military adventure in Viet Nam provided him with more firearm knowledge than Cheney and Bush, there is NO QUESTION who is better to defend our second amendment rights or who I would rather have covering my back in a firefight.

14 posted on 04/21/2004 11:38:59 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Bush's Viet Nam?! Shut up, Teddy; Iraq isn't even Bush's Chappaquidick!)
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This twit has a website.
15 posted on 04/21/2004 11:40:49 AM PDT by dighton
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To: beaureguard
Yet it is the Republican Party today which most resembles the Redcoats of yore, what with the Patriot Act forcibly violating our Fourth Amendment rights every day at airport terminals all across the United States, and with the imprisonment of Jose Padilla lighting fuses under the Fifth and Sixth Amendments.

What an idiot. The Patriot Act isn't violating anybody's fourth amendment rights; and it would probably be a good idea to pick someone other than a traitor who conspired to smuggle a dirty nuke into the country as his poster-child for innocent victim of GOP human-rights abuses.

16 posted on 04/21/2004 11:43:11 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Bush's Viet Nam?! Shut up, Teddy; Iraq isn't even Bush's Chappaquidick!)
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To: beaureguard
I think carry voted for a bill to ban all centerfire rifle cartridges.....so you would have .22LR left for hunting!
17 posted on 04/21/2004 11:43:49 AM PDT by BurbankKarl (for discussion purposes only!)
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To: dighton
He ought to subtitle it "The Craino-Rectal-Inverted Ravings of Paul Heller.
18 posted on 04/21/2004 11:44:54 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Bush's Viet Nam?! Shut up, Teddy; Iraq isn't even Bush's Chappaquidick!)
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To: Numbers Guy
I read the Columbine report. They purposefully omitted the anti-depressant drugs both these kids were told to take, citing patient confidentiality.
19 posted on 04/21/2004 11:45:17 AM PDT by BurbankKarl (for discussion purposes only!)
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To: beaureguard
I'm sick of hearing how Tom Mauser wasn't allowed into the NRA's convention. Is he a member of the NRA? Did he pay to be there? (Assuming it wasn't a free event)

I can't imagine the pain of losing a child.

But what does Mauser's loss have to do with our collective ability to defend ourselves?

20 posted on 04/21/2004 11:45:37 AM PDT by proudpapa (of three.)
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